The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Some people are only alive
because it is illegal to shoot them​

 

Very funny, Scotty.
Now beam down my clothes.​

 

"work-free drug place"

"fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

 

Beam me up Scotty
There's no intelligent life down here ​

 

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"Tree's not Bush's" (George Bush, remember him?) with a weed leaf right beside it.

 

"SMILE if you're not wearing underpants!"

i smiled. i was wearing underpants though, but it caught me off guard. and i looked in the driver's rear view mirror and he was looking back at me, laughing. soooooo embarrassing. xD

 

Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot- - saw this one last week
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and another one that used to pop uP at many Dead Shows >> WORK SUCKS , IM GOING ON TOUR :hat:
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Saw one just yesterday in a parking lot > WHAT WOULD JESUS DO- FOR A KLONDIKE BAR*- - I admit I laughed, pretty funny
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mY car has a Grateful Dead sticker on the back- I find that when cops even see that , they think there must be drugs in the car- it couldnt possibly be about the music!!???Talk about profile ling

then on the other side of the bumper is the famous POW-MIA emblem- I think a lot of these young cops dont even know what thats all about

 

U.S.A.
Unlimited Sex Appeal
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One thats on my friends car says: Srry officer, i thought u were trynna race.

 

Always remeber you're unique...
.....Just like everyone else.​

 

I'm only speeding
cause I really have to POOP
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Obama is not Jesus
Jesus could build a cabinet
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You!
Off my planet!​

 

If We Quit Voting
Will They All Go Away?​

 

Practice Safe Sex and Go F*CK Yourself

 

Boldly Going
where everybody else is
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Honk if you love
peace and quiet.​

 

BACK OFF!
I can't afford to drive any faster​

 

I intend to live forever-
so far, so good.​