The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AncientHippie, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Some people are only alive
    because it is illegal to shoot them
     
  2. Monkey Boy

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    Very funny, Scotty.
    Now beam down my clothes.
     
  3. TheHippieCircle

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    "work-free drug place"

    "fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
     
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  4. OlderWaterBrother

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    Beam me up Scotty
    There's no intelligent life down here
     
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  6. PeaceInTheStreets

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    "Tree's not Bush's" (George Bush, remember him?) with a weed leaf right beside it.
     
  7. Karmalized

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    "SMILE if you're not wearing underpants!"

    i smiled. i was wearing underpants though, but it caught me off guard. and i looked in the driver's rear view mirror and he was looking back at me, laughing. soooooo embarrassing. xD
     
  8. junglejack

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    Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot- - saw this one last week
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    and another one that used to pop uP at many Dead Shows >> WORK SUCKS , IM GOING ON TOUR :hat:
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    Saw one just yesterday in a parking lot > WHAT WOULD JESUS DO- FOR A KLONDIKE BAR*:D- - I admit I laughed, pretty funny
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    mY car has a Grateful Dead sticker on the back- I find that when cops even see that , they think there must be drugs in the car- it couldnt possibly be about the music!!???Talk about profile ling:confused:

    then on the other side of the bumper is the famous POW-MIA emblem- I think a lot of these young cops dont even know what thats all about :(
     
  9. OlderWaterBrother

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    U.S.A.
    Unlimited Sex Appeal
     
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    One thats on my friends car says: Srry officer, i thought u were trynna race.
     
  11. Monkey Boy

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    Always remeber you're unique...
    .....Just like everyone else.
     
  12. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    I'm only speeding
    cause I really have to POOP
     
  13. def zeppelin

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    Obama is not Jesus
    Jesus could build a cabinet
     
  14. Monkey Boy

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    You!
    Off my planet!
     
  15. OlderWaterBrother

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    If We Quit Voting
    Will They All Go Away?
     
  16. vgcmxg

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    Practice Safe Sex and Go F*CK Yourself
     
  17. OlderWaterBrother

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    Boldly Going
    where everybody else is
     
  18. Monkey Boy

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    Honk if you love
    peace and quiet.
     
  19. OlderWaterBrother

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    BACK OFF!
    I can't afford to drive any faster
     
  20. Monkey Boy

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    I intend to live forever-
    so far, so good.
     

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