The Epic Toaster Staredown

potheads raping toasters

 

i was amazed today at my dads house...i was making a bagel in their new toaster and it didnt scare me at all...it was like silent when it popped up haha...i just started laughing thinking of this thread

 

hahahah. that's crazy. maybe if you don't pay attention it won't scare you.

 

Wait.. what other kind of toaster is there?

 

toaster oven.

 

Fuck, man, you can make toast in those???

I thought you could only bake things in those

 

Naw, toaster ovens are the shit.


You can make soooo many more things with toaster ovens than with conventional toaster.

 

well, that's cool, man!

 

yeah I have a toaster oven
it doesnt pop up or anything.....

 

It'd be scary as fuck if it did. The door would fly open and it'd be like, "Here's some motherfucking toast, hope you're a good fucking catcher!"

 

I have a toaster oven too. I want real toaster

 

but damn sunshine, you're a really great story teller. haha

 

Aww, thank you, dear

 

We just got a new toaster oven in our apartment.


Sweet!

 

Congrats!
Go try it out