The Drunkest You've Ever Been

Can't remember one specific time, but I'll tell you one. First time I was really drunk I was about 13 (yep, started young lol) and I had a bottle of wine to start with, then I went to the park with my cousin, and we were hanging round, I was feeling pretty drunk, then I had another bottle and was sloshed at that point, then I tried to have another bottle but couldn't. So we went back to my house and I pulled down the shower curtain lol, and then I was sick lol. 2 bottles wine is pretty impressive for a 13 year old lol, the funny thing was, that I managed to drag myself up to bed and when I woke up like a couple of hours later I was mostly sober, which was pretty weird, but yeah that was the first time I got drunk.

 

The drunkest I've ever been was when I was in Canada with some girlfriends when I was 17. I had never really drank heavily before, I always preferred smoking. And for some reason we bought like 80 drinks between 4 of us and filled the bathtub in our hotel up with alcohol and ice. I was lying in bed drinking because it was -10degrees outside and drank 7 drinks within an hourish. I felt fine... until I stood up and BAM. Hammered. I was suppose to be the sober one because we weren't familar with Montreal so I had to "fake sober" which was easy since everyone else was plastered. I led everyone out of the hotel, had a man expose himself to me in a store, accidentally ended up in a gay bar and then a strip club... At one point we grabbed dinner and I got a sub sandwich and I remember eating it like a ear of corn and being really confused.

The only other time that bad I had alcohol poisoning. I drank 2 bottles of wine and 4 shots of Goldschlagger. Ended up in the ER.

 

third beerfestival drank 73-4oz tasters then went back for seconds to get 5 more beers ranging from 4% to 9%...over the course of 4hours...shit on my bike lock and ate it 5 times trying to mount my bike...blackedout as I got to the downtown

 

My 21st birthday. My friends hauled me from bar to bar in the hatchback of a Dodge Omini. I dont remember what the drinks were called anymore but the bartender lit them with a match when he served them..

 

I was in miami once for a show and everyone from the show ended up back to my hotel to party. Some random guy supplied my friends and I with gin and tonics (i hate gin so much) all night, and I have a picture to prove I was also drinking a huge bottle of whiskey but I don't remember drinking it or where it came from. We were partying by the pool, then we got kicked out so we went in the hotel ballroom. I have pictures of myself laying all over the piano and dancing but I don't remember that either. Then we got kicked out again so we invited like 60 people back to our hotel room, but appearantly on the way to the room I decided I couldnt hold my pee anymore so i stopped right underneath a long wall of phoneｓ and peed on the carpet while the dozens of people we were partying with stampeded by me. I'm usually much more polite about body functions than that lol, i dont know what got into me that night.I woke up drunk the next day and didn't sober up until somewhere near the florida/georgia border lol　

thats not the drunkest I've ever been but the drunkest I've ever been was when I got alcohol poisoning and no one wants to hear stories about waking up in a hospital with charcoal being pumped into your stomach. that does not belong to the fun drunk category.

 

Drunkest ive ever been. wow.

It all started on a lonely night last winter. It was after i went through a rough breakup with the woman i loved the most, a woman named brandy. She'd had enough of my bullshit, and moved on, only for me to find out she had gotten a boyfriend. But i was still hanging on inside so it broke me. I decided to go downstairs and take some of my moms vodka. I drank about half the bottle by the time i was done. I just kept doing shot after shot after shot playing xbox talking to one of my good friends about it. After about 2 hours i was so drunk. I remember calling everyone on my phone list telling them i love them and that i was going to die and that im sorry for anything i ever did to hurt them. I told the kids i was playing with on xbox live that i thought i was dying and if i never spoke to them again that i love them. i layed on my bedroom floor for what felt like days, and i just kept calling brandy and calling and calling but she turned her phone off because she was with her new boyfriend, so i just left her voicemails telling her how much i loved her and all that shit. Then i passed out, i guess. because all i remember is i woke up and 3 feet away was a pile of puke, idk if i threw up in my sleep or if i was so drunk i dont even remember waking up and throwing up. I just layed in bed the whole day the next day, and i was still pretty damn drunk. I couldnt eat anything and ever since then its hard for me to drink vodka because i just am sick of it now lol. To some it may sound like i went a bit overboard but she was my first love, i really thought she was the one. that was a year or two ago. and i dont even drink anymore, ive recently quit smoking the herb too. so lifes back on track

and i only weighed like 115 pounds at this time keep in mind

 

That Drunk.

 

Started with a half bottle of Stoli Vodka for warm up, then headed to a club. There I sucked down three very large Long Island Iced Teas very quickly, went to the bathroom, and the next thing I know I was in the back of an ambulance. Alcohol content was .38% and "fatal" threshold is recognized at .40%.

Not a proud moment in my life.

 

The most drunk I have ever been was off ~7 tequila shots, 4 cranberry+vodkas, then something else mixed didnt remember then.

 

I don't have a lot of friends and I don't get drunk very often.

May sound weird to some but it was probably one of those nights I chased some vodka, played halo, and passed out.

 

Lets just say it this way. On new years last year I drank two bottles of wine and I threw up, but I didn't even get a hangover. I never get a hangover.

 

Me too. I dunno... I've blown a .4 twice. Last night is definitely up there. I remember being at the bar watching a show and drinking a fifth of vodka in a juice bottle with my boyfriend. We'd had a couple tall boys of Steel each and we both drank a pitcher. I took one hit of chronic (stupid idea, weed doesn't agree with me) and spun the fuck out. Woke up in the drunk tank feeling like I got beat within an inch of my life.