The Dirty Secret Thread

you should, i laughed at it

 

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. :H

No wait.....













Yes I did. :H

 

What is the point of having a secret if you tell it?

 

One of the more interesting things bout you... *g*

 

you make one up
but in my case, i felt i needed to let everyone know

 

Okay... I am NOT making this up.

Conan O'Brien is here and we're going to have sex later tonight.

I swear.

 

i'll believe you when you send me the video

 

I just asked him about that and he told me I can't share the videos with anyone. I mean his wife could find out so he's kinda paranoid.

 

well, then i just can't believe it

unless he gives a hint on his show that i know about

 

This thread sucks.

 

I slept with two of an ex's former friends. He slept with my (now former) best friend out of spite. I suppose he will assume that is my reason as well. He will be wrong.. I just needed good sex after six months of... well... whatever the hell he called that.

 

I guess my secret would be that every once in a while I zip on over to the sex threads and read some really fucked up shit.
I blame Kc for that one, since we were all joking one day and I was told I should travel over there and stir up some humor.
Man, there's some pretty bizarre stuff happening there sometimes.
After reading a few of those posts, I'm starting to care less and less about any of the things I've ever done.
Those folks make me look like a virgin. I swear.

 

I might have a second child on the way.

 

I like women that have humps in their noses.

 

I washed my car, it was real dirrty and its a secret.

 

When Conan takes his finger and swipes it across the side of his face, near his nose, that's a sign to Lucky saying, "Thanks for the super hot sex. Grrrrrrooooowllll!"
It's true, and you'll see it if you watch the show.