The "Did You Know..." Thread...

No......But A Little Voice Inside My Head....Is Whispering To Me.....If I Do Not Respect ......A Gentleman With Such Influence And Power As " Mr Burritos "Has On This Forum...............Then Sure As Nite Follows Day....I'm Gunner Have A Painfull Encounter With That Very Same Boot!!!!!!!!


Did You Know....The Best Way To Avoid Parking Tickets....Is To Leave Your Wipers On "Fast Wipe" Whenever You Leave Your Car Illegally Parked.....


Cheers Glen.

 

No, I did not that.

Did you know ravens bury the remains of their food when they are full, and that they secretly watch when other ravens are burying their food?

Now, if you excuse me I have some illegal parking to do :H.

 

Wow! I had no idea! Ravens are facinating!

Did you know I pee in pools?

 

I had a suspicion you do.

Did you know I ate potatoes today?

 

My God! So did I! Mine where whipped. Yours?

And did YOU know... the only way to drink good bourbon is neat, or maybe with an ice cube or two if no spring water is available.

 

Did You Know....The Best Way To Buy Your Bourbon When It's Not On A "Two For One Offer"........Is To Place One Bottle In Your Shopping Trolley.....And The Second In Your Coat Pocket....




Yours.....With Another Hint For The *Thrifty Drinker*.....

Glen.

 

Fucking Jesus! What a great idea!

Did you know shoplifting will get your HANDS CUT OFF in many Muslim countries? 'Round here though, only a few months in prison. Just long enough to get ass-raped in the shower and tattooed into the Arian Nation.

 

O.K.....You Made Your Point......(carefully places 2nd bottle back on the shelf)......


Did You Know.....That By Putting Just The Right Amount Of Gin In Your Goldfish's Bowl.....He Will Swim In A Figure 8 Pattern ..Both Verticaly.. And Horizontally.. Instead Of His Normal Boring Circular One.....



Yours......Promoting...Responsible Pet Ownership..

Glen.

 

I had no idea. Tried it and it works, just as you said.

Did you know there's been a big drop in posts lately? Do you think people think we're boring?

 

...Yes...I Had Noticed That *Disturbing* Trend.....Could Be Due To ........(1)..Members On Their Annual Holidays.....Or (and i think more likely)......(2)..Hip Forums Is Attracting A More.....Discerning.....Better Educated.....More Upmarket...Type Of Member.....Who Are Determined To..*Raise The Bar*.......I Personally Am Offended By This... "Cerebral Assault". ....And See It As A Challenge To All Of Us ****Base Level Posters****.....To Retain Our Existing Standard.......Or, To Pull Together As A Team......And Lower The "Editorial Content"....To Even " Greater Depths"......!!!! (bloody near impossible i think)...



Yours.....Trying To Preserve, A Pristine Example Of **Modern Day Literature** For The Next Generation's * Edification *.....(oxford dictionary definition )>>>>>**mental or moral improvement**...???????

Glen.


DID YOU KNOW.....If You Have A Collection Of "Odds and Sods"....And Decide To Oneday Have A Cleanout..........Always Keep One "Odd" And One "Sod"....To Breed From ...Should You Wish To Start Another Collection In The Future.....

 

i had no idea

did you know the square root of pi is 1.7724?

 

my calculator tells me that pie is 3.14 blah blah blah blah.


did you know that its unhealthy to hold your urine for 2 hours, but i've been doing it anyways....

 

..That..Would Explain.......The "Yellowish" Tinge In Your Eyeballs...And The "Sloshing" Sound When You Walk.....


Cheers Glen.


Did You Know....There Is No Need To Waste Money Buying Expensive ..Powerful Binoculars .......Just Stand Closer To The Object You Wish To View...

 

did you know that its raining cats and dogs right now ?

lol

 

Thats Not The Sound Of Rain.......More Likely The Sound Of All That "Urine".....Running Down Your Legs...



Yours........Having Just Noticed A Puddle Forming Under His Puuuter..(damn you idunny o)...

Glen.

Did You Know.."IDunnyO"..Has A** Bladder Control Issue**......And Has To Wear Incontinence Pads...24/7..???

 

i dont have a bladder problem, and i dont wear diapers.

hahahaha.... i pee'd like a long as time ago.
i wasnt going to hold it forever. XD

Did you know that Glen likes to eat shoes, while watching his neighbor have sex with a cat.
hahahahah..... eww... lol

 

Hey.."Sunshine"..Ill Have You Know...I Splashed Those Boots With A Liberal Coating Of Good Old Tomato Sauce....Before I "Tucked Into Them"...Yummy......Oh And By The Way....That Cat You Spoke About......Was One ***Hot Piece Of Pussy***..Meeeoooowwwww..



Yours......Anticipating..A Visit....Any Minute Now....From A "Cat Protection Society" Inspector.......

Glen.


DID YOU KNOW......If You Are An Olympian...Or Competitive Athlete....The Best Way To Disguise The Fact Yourv'e Taken Steriods.........Is By Running A Bit Slower.....

 

i didnt know but i mightof guessed

did you know 50% of people who work at McDonalds refuse to eat there?

 

No - Interesting but not very surpising...

Did you know that 'antidisestablishmentarism' is the longest word in the english language?

 

yeah i learned it in third grade

did you know 42.0% of statistics are made up on the spot?