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Yeah I washed it out for her and wrapped it but she's a big baby and won't stop crying, sooo she wants me to take her to the hospital even though they would just give her a bandaid

 

give her some tylenol

 

No, no bone or joint. Just fat. Looks pretty gross though. I'm going to look at it again in a few minutes to see if it's stopped bleeding

 

pm that is

 

LOL, hospital for a small cut.

I'm getting pretty mad over here, not getting weed.

 

Wouldn't tylenol thin out her blood and make her bleed more?
I think I'll just give her a hug instead

 

haha i know, i felt really gross digging thru the garbage,
but it was almost right on top, and the roach was inside the cig pack
so it wasn't exposed to TOO much garbage haha

 

did you kiss her boo-boo?

 

That shit sounds painful, Bailey. If you can see fat, then it probably needs stitches.

Sara......I've thrown weed away in a cig pack once, but I realized what I had done and immediately got it out of the trash. haha I'm sorry for your loss

 

Yes it would thin her blood. If you have some quick-drying super glue, that works wonderful for deep cuts, which is the reason quick it was originally created; for soldiers to use on the battlefield.

 

Hahaha, no. I will once it stops splurting out blood...

 

give her a big ass wooden spoon and tell her if its too painful bite down on it, old school pain killers, also sew it up your self, that would be a bad ass story to tell, you stiched your mom up

 

im cleaning up my nasty ass toenail

 

Ok, it's settled then. I will have her huff super glue and then stitch it up with fishing wire. This is going to make an epic story someday. This is inspiring me to go to medical school or atleast become a back alley abortion doctor.

 

you could skip all that and just super glue her wound shut

 

Naw, I think I'm just going to amputate it.

 

hahahaha you could probably make decent money doing that. People need cheap solutions. haha

 

Cheap Solutions. That sounds catchy, I will put that on my business card, thanks Brian!

 

that should be the name of your practice. hire some shady looking people.

 

there was a tiny rock in my toenail about 3 or 4 millimeters big