The "bird on a bodypart" thread.

that wont fit

arty:

lol

thank you

 

lol uh huh

 

^^ :rofl:

 

We got to see Lynz partially naked, I'd say this thread was a veritable success!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7D65SFOhM

 

:leaving:

 

Boo pervert. We got to see "bird on a bodypart".




































































































































Okay fine, and Lynzz's hot body too.

 

^^ :rofl:

(someone stole the shower )

 

Someone broke into your house and stole your shower?

You can use the one in my house if you need to wash, you have my word that there are absolutely no secret cameras installed in there.

 

:rofl:

no i was about to get into the shower, but someone was already in it

emmm.. i think il just wait

 

You can come here and use my shower.

 

I already cracked that one, douche bag.

Hey Lynz, I forgot to add, if someone steals your washing machine as well, you can bring your laundry to my house and I'll do it for you.

 

No shit, fuckbrain. She now has the choice to take either my shower or yours.

(pick me, Lynzxzzx) arty:

 

The lulzies have already given given out, chicken minge.

It was her house mate who was in there, it was a figure of speech.

Anyway, my shower has a built in vertical cavity spray, so no guesses as to whose shower she gonna choose.

 

My shower has sixteen different settings, which can please any guy or gal. It also has a digital screen to set your preferred temperature and to choose if you want to turn the bathroom into a steaming sauna. Besides that, I keep 44 different shampoos in all different smells, from lavender and roses to spicy fisherman's breath.

On top of that, there is a built-in virtual reality device, which can turn your showering surroundings into Tropical Jungle, Heavenly Beach, Romantic Starry Night or Endless Pastures among many other surroundings.

 

Bah! Who needs modern gadgetry.

My shower uses fresh spring water piped directly from the mythical underwater lakes of Avalonia, and is filtered slowly through trillions of years old Vulcanic rock that landed on the earth during the early evolutionary stages of the biospheric crust, and contains a special mineral -unknown to the rest of human civilsation- that giveth the showerer immortality and special god-like powers.

On top of all that, it does not require soap of any kind, so who needs you fancy collection of shampoos anyway.

 

It speaks for itself that my shower has that as well. Doesn't every shower have filtered springwater from Avalonia?

 

I'm awesome and female, she'll pick my shower.

 

:rofl::rofl:

i just had a bath

:rofl: