fitzy, i rarely am disappointed with people but your night at that bar is shamefull...you're not thinking "crazy"
ah jerry...only on certain times can i get crazy...i can't right now due to being in season and not wanting to feel like absolute crap
If I were there, your cousin would have ended up pepper spraying me, but in the end we'd fall in love. You and I would become cousins in law that night. We would start reminiscing about 80's cartoons. We end up in a knife fight because you said He-Man was better the Transformers. You stab a kidney, but then end up giving me one of yours to save me life. Monday, back to life as normal.
Last night I met a bunch of reallllly interesting people, sang karioke, got way too high.... it was a fun night.
I can adopt you, and you can marry Fitzy. Thus there will be no more doubts everytime Fitzy calls me daddy.
Treat her well. Oh, and Indian Summer's your new mother in law Fitz. That'll happen right after I divorce your cousin. Her first love would always be the sea.
I've always wanted close family. And I need someone to take care of me when I turn senile. Which'll probably happen any day now.