The "Ban" Game. =]

Thats completly true..^...Banned for your clarvoiance, but it still hasnt helped you recover the stolen data tapes..

 

Banned for bowling a 298 game.

 

Banned for dis'in my Bowling Ball Jones...


Yes, I am the victim of a Bowlingtball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be Bowling
In fac', I was de baddest Bowler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a Bowlingball
And I loved that Bowlingball
I took that Bowlingball with me everywhere I went
That Bowlingball was like a Bowlingball to me ........

 

Banned for having a threesome with siamese twins.

 

Banned for punching yourself in the mouth so you can say "ADRIAIN" just like Rocky...

 

Banned for pretending to read the Wall Street Journal to impress albino Mexican girls.

 

Banned while driving backward on the interstate in a stagcoach...

 

Banned for tying two bowling balls together and using them as clackers....

 

Banned for sniffing my bowling shoes to get high....

 

Banned for using Fritos to lure strangers into his van.

 

Banned for deporting the Frito Bandito...

 

Banned for painting gap teeth on all bus stop ads featuring people or pets.