The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for using a Mallard Duck as a garbage disposal...

 

Banned for forgetting the lyrics to his high school fight song and substituting Shel Silverstein poems instead.

 

Banned for having a dad thats so manly looking that you used her in the "My Dad is better than your Dad contest"..

 

Banned for not worshipping the Canadians

 

Banned for saying it when I told you not to..

 

Banned for naming your pets after Hitler's henchmen.

 

Banned for indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS.

 

Banned for eating shredded human tacos

 

Banned for using spaghetti to floss your nose.

 

Banned for carrying on smartly.

 

Banned for dropping the ball....

 

Banned for not having pity on a CIT< at Camp Northstar.......

 

Banned for Having a Camper and naming it Von Beethoven.

 

Banned for passing up a school bus your electric wheel chair.

 

Banned for takin the battery out of Crummy's wheelchair.....

 

Banned for putting racial hate bumper stickers on your car and then running over Black cats...

 

Banned for hookin up Crummy's wheel chair to the catapult, with him in it.....

 

Banned for raising a stable of Racing Snails

 

Banned for posting snail PORN..

 

Banned for refusing blessings offered after he sneezes.