The "Ban" Game. =]

I ban you for not eating fruit in over a year.

 

I ban you for inciting a riot in Aruba.

 

Banned for his direct responsibility for fur seal hunting.

 

I ban you for burying stray kids up to their necks in the sand at the beach last summer and then stealing their towels.

 

I ban you for using Sheila from accounting as a hat.

 

I ban you for not revealing where your other hand is!

 

I ban you for wondering

 

I ban you for releasing not one , BUT TWO full length kazoo CD's this year already!!!!

 

Those are instructional. Banned for your Kazoo-envy.

 

I ban you for impersonating a nylon cactus wearing a cowboy hat.

 

I ban you for having never eaten a bagel without a topping.

 

I ban you for not doing the twist and shout.

 

I ban you for changing your age like you're some kind of magical time traveler or something. First 14 now 15? Chyeah like we're going to buy that.

 

I ban you all for letting imaginary banning feed your ego

 

I ban you for organizing a food drive that refused donations from people wearing pants, shoes or makeup.

 

Banned for feeding gulls alka-seltzers

 

I ban you for picking all the pretzels out of the chex mix.

 

I ban you for closong your eyes when you make love.

 

She said to close them or she'd poke them out.

Banned for your online philandering.

 

You are subsequently banned for not adequately preparing for your prostate examination.