The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for reprogramming public phones to call Tom Cruise's cell phone, no matter what number is actually dialed.

 

Banned for having a run in your nylons... and not knowing where it ran off to.

 

Banned for wearing a sock on your cock almost daily

 

Banned for implying the misuse of socks.

 

Banned for switching the pepper and the salt shakers..

 

Banned for trying on too many hats at a local hat convention

 

Banned for shaving Chihuahuas and making fur coats in Mexico to sell then in Canada..

 

Banned for bringing a plate of ice to your friends birthday party

 

Banned for having not placed a (.)period in your sentences for the last 122 post here..

 

Banned for forgetting Neil Pert was not Rush's original drummer.

 

Banned for not having a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

 

Banned for shaving his shoulders.

 

Banned for not shaving your arm pits... ew...

 

Banned for havin your girl friend do your p test at work and getting laid off for being pregnant.....

 

banned because your name is farmout.

 

Banned for not respecting your elders *waves pimp cane*

 

Banned for denying the existence of gravity.

 

Banned for not rolling on ban roll on.. < oldie but goodie..

 

banned for wearing a bandana

 

Banned for not using proper puncuations in your post..(.) PERIODs arnt just for women you know?