The "Ban" Game. =]

I ban you for calling someone an ass who doesn't have an ass as an avatar. Clearly a violation of protocol.

 

I ban you for filling the church's font with tater tots.

 

i ban you because i was just now blinded by some nasty pictures. LoL...

 

I ban you for not finding Nemo.

 

You just blinded idk. BANNED!

 

I ban you for flying a Honduran flag from the zipper on your trousers.

 

I ban you for painting the living room that awfull color.

 

I ban you for deliberately loading up on sauerkraut and chili for two days then spending an entire Thursday riding in crowded elevators, making faces at the other passengers as though they were the source of your toxic reekings.

 

I ban you your amazing fingerstyle guitar

 

I ban you for running naked through Hondouras.

 

I ban you for having such cold toilet seats.

 

You are banned for hooking a kid in the forehead whilst fly fishing in the fountain at the mall.

 

I ban you for not singing in the rain.

 

I Ban You For Not Helping That Poor Old Lady In The "I've Fallen And I Can't Reach The".........Thread..........The Dear Old Bag Has Been Down There Since ...Oct 22nd 2007.



Compassionately Yours...

Glen.

 

Banned for mopping the floor with Listerine.

 

i ban you for creating negative vibes.

 

I ban you for not eating your daily 5 ounce herring.

 

You are hereby banned for your general negativity and bad dispostion.

 

I ban you for peeing in the ocean.

 

Banned because you don't make the best coffee table, but you are a decent ottoman.