The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for not breaking me off a piece of that kit-kat bar

 

Banned for not giving me a ride in your wooden car.

 

BANNED..........Cause.........I Live With 6 Beautiful Cats........None Of Which In Any Way Resemble That Pathetic.....Scraggy......Half Starved......Miserable......Flea Ridden......Bag O Bones....."Freak-Show"......You Use In Your Avatar...........SO THERE...



Cheers Glen...

 

Banned for being nasty about Orisons avatar cat

 

BANNED.......For Not Responding To My "Tasteless" Post In The "Did You Know" Thread.....May 3rd..5-21pm..Post..199.............I Really Hoped You Would "Pay Out" On Me Over That One.....(sad face)...



Cheers Glen...

 

Banned for going to random funerals and giving spurious off the cuff eulogies, all involving the phrase "this one time at band camp"

 

Banned...for making me laugh.

 

banned for eating pickled frog on toast

 

Banned for trying to cross breed an elephant and a goat.

 

Banned for contaminating a large population of mothers' breast milk with traces of sea monkey eggs.

 

Banned for using the wrong dots and dashes for SOS.

 

(that would be ... _ _ _ ... ) SOS
Banned for _. _ _ _ . _ . . . _ ... _ _ _ _ .

 

Banned for not responding to the useless now retired distress call SOS> now known as On-Star..

 

you're banned for not being egronomically correct

 

banned for running by the pool

 

Banned for letting out all the air on bicyclist tires at the Tour De France.

 

Banned for doing clapping push-ups in the library

 

Banned for grilling cheese on the hood of a hot car in the city of Phoenix Az.. then selling them which is a misdemenor.. and reason for Banning..

 

Banned for trying to grill fruit salad and cottage cheese

 

Banned for moulding yourself into a ball to be hit by Tiger Woods..