The "Ban" Game. =]

Banned for not having a badass that goes to eleven...

 

banned for not just making ten more badass

 

Banned for scaring people with a tree that looks like a face

 

banned for lying to me about your warm canadian hands

 

Banned for being scared by tree people....

 

banned for being located in a tree...which could be a tree person.

 

Banned for stopping me from going pee

 

banned for having an insecure bladder

 

Banned for evicting your best tenant..

 

banned for sleeping with the tenant and telling me that she is the best tenant

 

Banned for frying ants

 

banned for mistaking sauteing for frying

 

Banned for making illegal roads thru protected Lands....

 

banned for building an illegal house on the protected lands and using the illegal roads

 

Banned for letting guinee pigs graze on protected lands.

 

banned for letting mad cats eat the protected guinea pigs which are grazzing on the protected land

 

banned for having me wait behind a slow moving guinee pig...

 

Banned because...what?

 

Banned for being a CUTE guinee pig....,

 

Banned for protecting the rights of the innocent.