The "Ban" Game. =]

i ban you for not talking like a sailor

 

I ban you for eating ice cream using a candlestick

 

i ban you for insinuating that i would eat ice cream

 

I ban you for banning me

 

You are banned for sewing pockets into all your socks and filling them with celery salt.

 

You are banned for adding spoonfuls of your own body hair to carrot soup and then serving it

 

I ban you for painting very realistic pictures of herpes sores on public restroom toilet seats.

 

I ban you for tying a goose to your bike and making it honk at little old ladies as your ride around town

 

I ban you and everyone else for my own personal agenda. (this includes myself and people who potentially post after me)

 

Banned for being up so early.....

 

You are B& you for your illogic.

Chances are by that post time, you were up at that time, too.
Also, I B& you with my previous post... so you are B& twice with one post.

Enjoy your ban.

 

You are banned for neglection to dot any of your lower case "i"s.

 

You are banned for spying on the neighbours from your tree

 

BANNED.......For Having A... "Sig"...That Sinks To The Level......Of Having To Use A....... "Four Letter Word".......(pathetic)................



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for innapropriate use of the angry smiley's

 

BANNED.....For Living In "New Zealand"......Need I Say More.....Baaaaaaaaaaa!



Cheers Glen...

P.S....Having Been A Sheep Farmer All My Life........I Share Your.............."Pashion"

 

Banned for sharing a passion. Sharing passion is showing feelings.

 

Banned for ignoring the prime directive.....

 

Banned for Banning

 

Banned for trying to pick up a hedgehog wearing thick woolly mittens.