The Ban game cont.

Banned for being the only guy entering all your towns wet t-shirt contests

 

Banned for being rasied o bread and bologna..

 

MMMMMMMmmmm...fried bologna sandwichs.......



Banned ..........for eating so much cheese you had to have emergency surgery to get regular

 

banned for violating patient confidentiality

 

Banned for hugging the wrong type of trees naked

 

BANNED FOR NOT SUPPLYING BAND AIDS>>.... ouch...

 

Banned ........for having an affair with your neighbors scarecrow

 

Banned for betting against the Harlem Globetrotters.

 

Banned for thinking the Russians were invading the state of Georgia

 

Banned for building a indoor bowling alley in your house.

 

banned for roller blading neekid, scaring all the neighbors...

 

Banned for fishing in your outhouse

 

you wouldn't believe what I pulled outa there.....

banned for sellin doughnut holes to moles....

 

Banned ...........for playing the simpsons theme on your bass at 5 in the morning

 

banned for losing all your girlfriends by calling them "the bearded woman"

 

Banned......for trying to smoke dried up dandelions

 

banned for life just cause I can.....

 

Banned for never outgrowing the sixties

 

Banned for poking all the ground beef packages at the market, leaving dents.

 

BANNED for not even seeing it coming..