The Ban game cont.

Banned for not knowing they probably made a good movie of that same subject

 

Banned for feeding the homeless laxatives.

 

Banned for nailing on a retread .. and praying for better weather..

 

Banned for not returning Library Books.

 

Banned for watching everything the engineer is doing...

The Admiral is on to you....

 

Banned for sleep typing, as opposed to sleep walkin....

 

Banned for calling your pet zebra, Spot.

 

Banned for naming your pig "brown cow".....and naming your brown cow "miss piggy"

 

banned for throwin up on the birthday cake....

 

Banned for falling asleep.

 

Banned for usurping God

 

Banned for using baking soda because you think toothpaste is too expensive

 

Sad but true
Banned for lookin' at my hygeine

 

Banned for putting Metallica songs in my head

 

banned for beatin on a drum after midnight....

 

Banned for using one idea in two threads

 

Banned for eating tape.

 

Banned for not eatin' tape I mean come on

 

Banned for trying to buy the latest bestest lightest most expensive mountain bike available ......then asking the salesman..."so I pedal backwards for the brakes right?"

 

i did get to the wrong place!!