The Ban game cont.

banned for driving 34mph every morning in a 70mph zone

 

I'll have you know that my 'lectric scooter can make it up to a blazing 35 mph, downhill...

banned for callin me a slowpoke....

 

Banned for poking too slow......so your wife tells me ;-)







and Banned for coming back to edit and not adding another ban

 

banned for posing as a professor at parties

 

Banned for dressing like Gilligan..........every day

 

Banned for playing the bongos like maynard P krebs..

 

Banned........for taking your laptop to the can with you

 

banned for not taking your laptop to the can.

 

Banned for trying out for Amercian Idol in every City they have ever had a casting call.

 

Banned for making a mastubation video for your Tuba.. while watching the olympics..

 

banned just cause I wanna ban you man :tongue:

 

Banned for trying to glue all the shopping carts together.

 

Banned for saying "hold the pickle" while ordering every meal that dont even come with pickles...

"Hold the pickle"

 

Banned for attempting to impersonate Tyra Banks at a shoe store on crack.

 

Banned for tryin' to be Larry the Cable Guy :dupe:

 

Banned for pulling crazy Ivans in you car at 1/2 hour
intervals
...

 

banned for loosening all the salt shaker lids in every resturant you happen to go in....

 

Banned so since I cant possable do that since you steal all the salt and pepper shakers to begin with...

 

Banned for stealing all the little sugar packets too

 

banned for puttin hard boiled eggs in the kiddies jaw breaker jar....