The Ban game cont.

Banned for wearing fur coat in the summer because "he be pimpin it"

 

banned for teaching babies to flip the bird!

 

Banned for picking nose,ears,zits and arse.........then rolling the remnants of discoveries into a ball and eating it

 

Banned for not making a fuck a difference in the special sause at wendys when you spit in it, while flipping burgers cause the shit is shit dont try to improve it.

 

banned for running neeked thru the park chasin all the purty women joggers....

 

Banned for putting meth in the fuel tanks on the time machine.. and burning it up on reentry...

 

Dang that smarts....
Banned for drag racin with grocery buggies in heavy traffic....

 

Banned for taste testing all the flavoured lipbalm at the 7/11

 

Banned for unspooling all your 8 track tapes and using em for fishing line..

 

Banned for not buying off the rack.

 

Banned ...........for taking a crap in the Greyhound bus

 

Banned for hacking on the internet all your hayfever phlegm.

 

Banned for molesting the priests

 

Banned for molesting squirrels.

 

Banned for calling his job at Wal-Mart a "Career"

 

Banned for billing his mother for all the olives she ate last Christmas.

 

Banned for huffing toxic microwave popcorn fumes.

 

Banned for ordering 14 box set DVD's of The complete Steven Seagal Filmography on Ebay

 

Banned for looking like George w Bush while taking a shit....

 

Banned for apparently knowing that Steven Seagal is actually better at singing