The Ban game cont.

Banned for going into Wal-mart fitting rooms and screaming "Wheres the Arsepaper"

 

Banned for just taking a shit in the dressing room and wiping your ass with brand new clothes.

 

Banned for growing marijauna to hide his illegal tomato patch.

 

Banned for manufacturing a potato gun for the taliban...

 

Banned for repeatedly molesting young chipmunks

 

Banned for thinking the weatherman controlled the weather...........yah..I'm running on empty

Thursday
17/07/2008


Hi: 26°
Lo: 15°

Numerous showers. Morning clouds.
Warm. Temperature of 26°C. Winds 22km SSE. Humidity will be
87% with a dewpoint of 14° and comfort level of 27°C.
There is a 83% chance of precipitation.



Friday
18/07/2008


Hi: 23°
Lo: 17°

Rain showers. Breaks of sun late. Mild. Temperature of 23°C.
Winds 5km SSW. Humidity will be 91% with a dewpoint of 16°
and comfort level of 22°C. There is a 72% chance of
precipitation.




Saturday
19/07/2008


Hi: 26°
Lo: 15°

Sprinkles early. Scattered clouds. Warm. Temperature of 26°C.
Winds 12km N. Humidity will be 87% with a dewpoint of 14° and
comfort level of 27°C. There is a 30% chance of precipitation.




Sunday
20/07/2008


Hi: 23°
Lo: 14°

Light rain late. Afternoon clouds. Mild. Temperature of 23°C.
Winds 19km ENE. Humidity will be 75% with a dewpoint of 14°
and comfort level of 25°C. There is a 37% chance of
precipitation.

 

Banned for charging too much to see the flea circus in your hair...

 

Banned for sleeping with my daughter!!!!!!!!

 

Banned for not letting me get first crack at his daughters crack

 

Banned for smoking crack....

 

banned for cracking smoke....:-0

 

Banned for constantly reminding me of strange cartoon characters

 

Banned for being a jekyll and hyde..

 

Banned for training his ten dogs to only shit in other peoples yards

 

Banned for not having a volume control that goes to eleven..

 

Banned for actually paying for a CD instead of rippin it off the Net

 

Banned fo' bein' a punkass bitch. Slap yo' muthafuckin' self!

:sifone:

 

Banned for talking such weird city cat language to a country mouse

 

Banned for having watched cracky the smoke bear