the backhanded compliment thread

Well done!! You overcame your fear of soap and water, i must congratulate you. Here have a mint.

 

tasty mints you have there, i'm quite surprised your breath smells so bad all the time if you are carrying those around.

 

I'm impressed the way you scoff down those chocolates all the time, just goes to show the lady does love Milk Tray.

 

Quite the comedian, it would seem...

 

Your hair actually looks decent today...
Is that new aftershave or did you walk through a sheep-dip?
(I got a million of 'um, folks)

 

i suppose that with such wonderful gaps between your teeth it WOULD be easier to keep them clean...

 

Your nice.

 

From the moment I laid eyes on your signature, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it

 

with a little practice, effort and determination, i believe you've got the huevos to kick my little sister's ass.

 

That's clever. Did you think of it yourself?

 

nah, your mom was just telling me how she used to try to encourage you.