That's Not A Chat.....this Is A Chat.

I don't think that's your responsibility.

My tenants aren't expected to fix anything at all unless they have damaged my property on their own, then if they don't pay it comes from a bond but landscaping that's not the tenants responsibility at all. :unsure:

That's why I pay real estate agents a fee lol they look after that for you especially in a crowded townhouse development area.

 

My missus ordered a white Panasonic telephone and they sent her a negro. :rofl: oh she was absolutely besides herself "is this right, can they actually label it like that?"

 

Something tells me those fools at that HOA have never had to deal with you....or the likes of you. (and I assure you that is a compliment).

Most HOAs are used to people bowing down, knuckling under etc etc. Methinks they do not expect a very intelligent and articulate man. However, they will find out.

Of course those stupid asses are wrong...there MUST be a law you can't pre-date a letter and a fine. smh

 

the owner of the property is Chinese and as nice as I could hope for, but doesn't have great command of English, why he asked me to call and explain it.
I suspect they may have figured he is an easy mark and I very seriously doubt anyone has visited the property to determine if fines are warranted, they just issued them.
As I said, the former tenants were weird and let the place go a bit, overgrown bushes, dead lawn, every room was painted a different, gross color etc.
So they sent him a letter that he needed to attend some meeting, but he figured because he replanted the lawn and I was now maintaining it that he didn't have to go.
one strike against him, so I called in June and explained the whole situation and requested that someone come by and verify what I was saying. Don't think they did and are just assuming it's still a wreck.
I'm gonna call again tomorrow and tell them I want either a face to face meeting here so someone explain what violations they are talking about or a letter outlining violations with pictures to verify.

plus I am going to question the legality of the dating of the letter and fine.
BUT I am going to make it clear to the owner that it really isn't my responsibility and list all the things I have already repaired around here, the cleaning we have had to do and other things still needing to be done.
Hell the very first day I was here and the owner was here because they had to install a new garage door opener I fixed the hot water heater and one of the toilets!! Had to take apart the disposer because there were nails in it and it was never installed correctly in the first place. Lots of little shit that tells me these owners have never really done much home repair/maintenance before, or know/understand how/what to do.
if that keeps up, gonna have to revisit the rental rate.
BUT, so far he hasn't balked at paying for anything that needed to be done, unlike my former asshole landlord who would always just say "well, you want to pay low rent, don't you?"
still may sue him for a few things.

 

i want one just for answering the door with it

 

I've seen a really realistic horse head once and it scared a real horse away it was so funny.

I've a big tiger head on my wall made from foam and it looks realistic like a bust of a real stuffed tiger. It's eyes follow you too around the room. It's awesome. Anyway when I bought it from a cheap Asian store I remember walking down the mall with it and everybody I walked past thought it was real like you could see the shock in their faces.

They also had a white tiger bust which I couldn't even find again until two weeks maybe I found it, but I didn't like it as much as I don't know the colors just didn't make it pop and look real like my other one.

 

I grew up in a HOA neighborhood. Basically a group of 3 or 4 people who had lived there since the neighborhood was built in the 80's angry that people did not want their houses to all look the same. They would post flyers about meetings at one of their houses but no one them cared. I did not understand what they were but I remember when we first moved in they made some snippy comments to my dad about the color he was painting the house. Kind of implying it was wrong. He said "well when you pay the mortgage you can pick the color. Are you paying my mortgage?". This soccer mom had no idea what to say. As an adult I think it's great as a kid I just asked why they cared about paint.

They wanted us to have a roof which was a fire hazard because it looked pretty to them. How about no?

 

Guy in our house been here almost 2 months.

He on house arrest for 30 days.

I recommended the movie Home Alone.

 

I watched the 2nd one the other night the one in New York. Was always a Xmas movie when I was a kid. And ghostbusters always came on too.

 

Why do men's cocks vibrate sometimes but not every time and wtf is in there that makes it do that? I want more!

 

I got into a card game in a Cumberland town, I caught a miner cheating and I shot the dog down. I shot the dog down, I watched the man fall, he never touched his holster, never had a chance to draw. My trial was in the morning and they drugged me outta bed and asked me how I pleaded "not guilty" I said "not guilty" I said "you've got the wrong man, nothin touched the trigger but the Devil's right hand"

The Devils right hand, the Devils right hand
Mamma said a pistol's just the Devils right hand
The Devils right hand, the Devils right hand
Nothin' touched the trigger but the Devils right hand.

unk:

 

you might be on the wrong channel. .

 

why are you telling us?...we fucking hide here in the lounge to avoid this shit....if I wanna talk cock I will go into the sex forums...smarten the fuck up

 

Noxious, take ALL the pictures. if you can make sure they have a date/ time stamp all the better. it is provably unfair for them to fine you from the future. i did a, b c on this day, e,f, g the second day, etc. document the shit out of it.
my apopologies my text is crap. too much whiskey, and argument. brain not work so good.
but pictures are your friend. documentation is your friend.

i am your friend, and i support you. take 'em down!
<3

 

CMC. Country Music Channel.

I wouldn't particularly call it country. More like a bit of soft rock with a chick in a checkered shirt being sexy. They even class shania twain as country at one stage I think. :unsure: it's just so commercialized and all these guys are the same. A throaty deeper than normal and almost certainly digitally enhanced voice 7/10 handsome on the looks department, at least lengthy-shoulder length hair that curls at the tips, conveniently showmanshipped to the vertical lines and horizontals somehow. Oh and he definitely plays a black geetar. Lol.

On the CMC they class Steve Earle as "Alternative Country" like there's a dedicated 1 hour show once a month and that's where I found Hayseed Dixie who were great fun but I got bored of them quickly. They're a rockgrass band, covers of AC/DC and Motörhead etc. but in Bluegrass. Worth a listen.. anyway yeah, I found some fun artists on the alternative country bit but to me that's what real country is anyway and the shit they play 23hrs a day to me is just fluff, it's smuts and futs, just cookie cutter modern day country-rock.

To the point where now even great artists like the solo ones, Cash, Townes, Clarke etc. are being pushed into the "folk" genre. Like I know they have folkish elements in certain albums, but c'mon, and it seems unfair.

I mean do you fine the album Metallica recorded live with the San Fransico symphony orchestra sitting around in the classical music department of your local music shop? No.

When Twiztid released a rock album did it line the shelves of those same local music shops? No. It was in the R&B section, which somehow galvanizes rap into its main genre. I mean rap and r&b are two different things it's spastic to even class them the same but they are umbrella into R&B. A rap group pulls a rock album and can't even manage to be defined as "alternative".

Where'm I going with all this? :cuss:

Fucken music stores. How do they run?

 

Okay how sweet is this. Before I got in my bath I heard marbles falling in the kitchen. Which was random because the only marbles I have are in a suade purse beside my two slingshots. Now I know she's baking me a cake for my b'day and honestly I'm not allowed in kitchen until this point, but it smells good. caramel.

So, anyway she comes storming up the hallway and and asks how she cuts a cake in half, but not half the size, as a layer of sorts. And I said we have thin wire in the garage leftover from fencing the rabbits and we can straighten that out and use that.

So we walk into kitchen and there's bloody red and yellow Jaffa balls rolling everywhere, not marbles lol. And I look at the cake and it's just a rectangle straight out of the oven but it was also perfect so I'm proud of her.

And then I see all this icing colors and and I'm like what are you trying to build here? and she admits that she can't do this by herself so I need to help and yes that's all fine but what is it?

So it was going to be a playable pool table and the red and honeycomb Jaffa were the red and yellow competition balls, a mint for the white ball and a dark chocolate for the black. And it's not even started yet but it's like the coolest idea ever. I knew she was up to something because when I went to bed she was "staying up to start a project" and she ALWAYS at least will start in bed with me. So was odd. But this is the coolest cake idea I've ever been presented.

 

look at the shop I my city...used viyl...this dude has torettes ad makes tourettes type sound affects while you are trying to find a record...it is as messy as this all the time....its actually pretty disgusting but vinyl collectors love the guy persoally I thought he was a dick

messiest vinyl store in the world

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/77061688.jpg

 

happy birthday early irm

 

Few days away still. the big huge three ohhh.
I was only 23 or something when I met you people. I came in here full of bounding titties and sexuality and now I'm too at posting my sex life. And now I'm old. Because I came here. :rofl: -stomps-