Thats it I quit...

24 cans of Stella Artois. Full size cans imported from Belgium. 5.2% ( I have to get up for work in 9 hours) stupid work

 

holy fuck man,
it was a case after all...looks like its a bad case of whiskey dick for you tonight my friend...

 

LOL! (I just spilt beer on my damn keyboard) For some reason I can have sex for at least 20-30 mins in this state. I actualy get a prolonged sex drive when this drunk. I think I get feral or something. I actually last longer when drunk WTF?

 

you're rather cohesive...for having a liberal case in oyu...

 

Practice makes perfect buddy. What goes oyu stand for?

 

its a dyslexic you...sorry

 

LOL! For some reason I can't switch off my PC and sleep. I have too many beers left. I'm going to go ahead a work these cold ones because I fucking can. Tomorrow when I'm feeling the hangover I will wonder why the fuck I pursued this. I just <3 getting out of my face

 

whatever floats your boat my friend...cheers

 

You know, whenever I quit the drink/cigs? I always get a 'wake up' adrenaline rush at 5/6pm. That seems to be the time it takes for the shit to leave my system. It's also the time I usually do beer and cigs. Catch 20 fucking 2..

The trouble is.. when I look back at my escapades and partying? I'm in awe.. Only God can save my ass now compadre

 

welll i am just getting started here in the eastern USA....I'll keep prodding you along

 

20-30 mins is prolonged for you?...

 

How long do you want me to take? Pussy gets sore after a while

 

If your pussy gets sore, you could always switch to your vagina

 

You won't cause I'm about to pass out... WTF are you drinking anywayz?

 

Oh come on man., you know what I mean.. pussy gets sore if you hit 2 hard. You've got to be nice to the pussy

 

drinking some Pyramid Hefeweizen

and some other stuff

 

WTF is that shit? Whats up with a regular beer? Are you getting all fruity on me?

 

its wheat beer from Oregon......yea I know. i have some Dos Equis as well

I have always been super gay too though

 

i think thats what happens when you mom smokes while pregnant

 

Thers nothing wrong with you being gay buddy.. all the more pussy for me

So WTF is a gay beer anywayz? I like any beer that fucks me up.. yeah.