I cant wait to call my son to come downstairs for dinner so I can yell up the stairs..''hey shit bag''...i love it
I call my friend "cum guzzler" and he calls me "rug muncher" My sister used to call her group of friends "slut puppies"
When my partner is being a stick in the mud over something I tell him he is an old fart. Usually he stops being a stick in the mud.
All this name calling made me think of a fantastic song! "I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al" It's absolutely impossible not to dance in your chair to this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqrKejQTynk"]YouTube - Paul Simon: Call me Al, concert zimbabwe / South Africa