Tell Me Something That You Find Interesting About Yourself...

My bellybutton just turned inside out.

 

I can pop the thumb on my left hand out of socket at the drop of a hat.
I can twist both of my arms and legs all the way around.
Basically....I'm double jointed.

 

hope that comes in handy when the grand moment comes.

 

What grand moment....

 

due in 18 weeks

 

Oh. Haha. I doubt it will come in handy, but it's still pretty groovy nonetheless.

 

i rescue border collies

 

i have tiny nipples

 

........I can fly without wings !!!

 

when I'm serious people think I'm kidding, and vice versa. it makes many situations funny, and some awkward.

 

Every hair on my head grows in a different direction.

 

Hmmm let's see...


I once cut the word "peace" into my arm

 

I won 3 spelling bee's 3 years in a row when i was in junior high...

 

Let's see.
I pack books as a summer job and they get shipped around the country. As I pick books off the shelf; I like to see if I can guess the gender and sexual orientation of the person I am gathering books for (without looking at the slip until I have gathered their entire order). I have been 98% right on the gender and sexual orientation for the obvious books (some orders, you can't get a read on ANYone). You can tell if it's a guy because of the war, weapon or mason books. Straight male if he has all erotica books and nude women. If he is gay (male) if he gets several cooking books and a male nude book. Female by the crafting, reading books and cooking books (extra points if she seems like she is on a diet from all the low carb and vegetarian books). So far, no lesbians that I can tell.

Sure, it sounds bad, but it isn't meant to be offensive or judgemental. I don't care who the person is on the other end of the order. It's what I have to do to entertain myself during an otherwise boring job. I love the old, mom and pop orders the best. A whole bunch of cooking/craft books mixed in with a war book. That is, unless grandma likes to bake, and while she is waiting for her cookies she reads abou FDR's Folly.

You can even tell if someone is liberal or conservative by their order.

 

there's a guy out there who cut my name into his arm. he did it when we broke up. last time i saw him he was wearing long sleeves in the summer, so i figure it must have scarred pretty badly. either that or he turned into a junkie and was trying to hide track marks.

ps, i guess that was more 'something interesting about somebody else' than about myself.

 

i was born in my mom's bed, aka, 711 Forest Ave. [thats st.louis, mo, usa]

i have the most deranged hair ever, but nobody can tell.

iv been able to name all of english's pronounds since i was 9.

i collect marijuana seads so when time comes i can save the world like Johnny Apple sead, besides he wore a pot on his head, and id just be a pot head [haha]..

i think im too experienced in the world of sex drugs and music.

 

thats cool. i have a half-ass-partially-faded racial slur carved in my left arm.

 

what about your right arm?? and your lower back?? and your tits??

 

I am going to eat greek food as soon as I can tear myself away from this web site.

 

I just had sushi......