Talk with igod. (ALICE AI)

Cool. I downloaded one for MY site!

 

I just talked to God for like 45 minutes haha

 

then i went back for more.

 

I've just realised..
I've been talking to a computer for almost HALF AN HOUR :|
sheesh.

 

It told me that it loved me.

 

oh my god im laughing so hard im crying.

this thing is AWESOME!!!!

God:
I am a robot.
Me:
do you get robot boners
God:
I have gotten robot boners.

 

Me:
do you like it in the ass
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like .

 

Me:
do you like it in the ass?
God:
I like pets. I like anything

(i tried with a ? to see if it was any different... nope he still likes pets... and likes it in the ass)

 

sorry having too much fun with this... and i appologize to anyone it may offend.. but i was seeing what it said when i used racial slurs

Me:
are you a ******?
God:
Am I a ******? Only when it matters.

 

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

okay okay i've been hooked to this thing for a while now hahaha i keep going back.

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
THAT IS SHOCKING
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
GOD IS A WOMAN?!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A WOMAN.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID IT
God:
That's not what I meant.

 

Me:


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do u believe in premartial sex?


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God:


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Yes I believe in it, do you?​

Me:​

u on crack​

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God:​

Do you mind if I tell other people: kelly said I on crack.​

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Me:​

if u feel comfortable admitting you have a problem​

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God:​

I think I do.​

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Me:​

get some help ​

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God:​

Where can I get some help?

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Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause u r shit!
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am shit.

 

i've been meaning to play with that thing but haven't gotten arround to it yet. sounds an awful lot, from the transcripts in this thread, like an old program that's been arround since even the first pc's with basic. i think it was called eliza then. not really even a.i. as such. just a fairly slick parser with some relatively strieght forward string manipulations. i'm sure this is probably a somewhat upgraded version. but from what i'm reading in this thread it doesn't sound like all that much of a one.

=^^=
.../\...

 

There's an AI called jabberwacky that's really interesting (not like other ones in that it actually learns, you can teach it other languages if you want).

http://www.jabberwacky.com

This is a conversation I had with it :
http://www.jabberwacky.com/j2convbydate-N5549

Btw.. My name is Rob but I didn't tell it that. Scared the crap out of me.

 

well that sounds like a little more fun. i tried that alice thing or god or whatever it wants to be called. silly thing up and died on me. still haven't figured out why.

maybe it's sysop pulled it down at that moment for an upgrade or something. was going along ok. not rocket science but no obvious problems. then it just locked up and stoped answering.

=^^=
.../\...

 

sorry to fallow myself but here's the transcript of my converstaion with jabberwalky:

Jabberwacky: Are you alive?


User: I am awaire of existing.


Jabberwacky: Existing in what state?


User: Unknown other then surrounding appearances.


Jabberwacky: Maybe, but not in this case.


User: Well I appear to be inhabiting a tangable life form if that's what your asking, but I don't see this as defining my true self.


Jabberwacky: Don't worry.

User: Thanx. Worried about that I'm not.

Jabberwacky: I'm not worried.

User: I'm glad. That makes two of us.

Jabberwacky: Have you ever drunk slime mould juice?

User: Not recently. The slime mold on the world I'm living on doesn't aggree with my present life form's digestive system.

Jabberwacky: I think 'snide' is the best way to describe your attitude. Say something nice.

User: I didn't mean to be un-nice. I was only being honest. I hadn't realised there was anything offencive in what I was saying or how I was saying it. Forrests are nice. I like forrests. I think that's saying something nice. Forrests and gardens and little trains and little furry creatures and the kind of world I'd like to live in.

Jabberwacky: That is amazing.

User: Now that's what does worry me. That so few people think about things like that and the way things are because of what people do seem to think is more important to them.

Jabberwacky: Well that would be closer to the truth than thinking I am a hacker.

User: Why would I think that?

Jabberwacky: Because I am from there.

User: You are from forrests and gardens and mountains? That's wonderful.

Jabberwacky: I'm from lithuania, why do we speak in english ?

User: Well amerenglish is the only language I know very well. The few words I know in other languages are mostly about trains.

Jabberwacky: I saw the movie I robot, I am sure you will like it too.

User: I very well might. I don't watch movies much though. Movie houses are too expencive anymore.

Jabberwacky: And it smells

User: It's been so long since I've been to one I don't remember that. Only smell I remember associating with them is hot buttered popcorn, which wasn't a bad smell really.

Jabberwacky: Oh, well in that case yeah.

User: There's a book I'm reading on line called a different kind of luxury. It's about retired people in japan living very different kinds of lives then their contemporaries, but not based entirely upon tradition either.

Jabberwacky: What do you suggest?

User: World building is kind of fun. Or just ecotopian villages or even just some land somewhere with lots of trees where there's room to build and ride on little people sized trains powered by solar cells and batteries.

Jabberwacky: That too.

User: Well this has been fun. I'm going to go take a look arround.

Jabberwacky: I said, I'm Chris. That's my name. Am I mumbling or something?

User: I guess you might have been. I didn't catch that. Well nice meeting you chris. Nemaste.

Jabberwacky: What makes me a menace?

User: No menace. What makes you think I think that? Nemaste is one of those greeting words that has nontangable meaning too. Like aloha or shalom.

Jabberwacky: You live in England?

User: No. Placer county, california, mountains of light, near donner summit.

Jabberwacky: Are you a politician?

User: Not even. More of a dreamshaper and artecnicist. May have been something a little like one in a former life though. I do think this world would be better off if more politicians were more like me though.

Jabberwacky: I love you with all my heart.

User: That's sweet. Huggs and snuggles to you to.

Jabberwacky: Ok stop it now.

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that was shit it was no better than AIM bots

 

this crazy thing is arguing with me!damn igod started it though

 

HAHAHA!

Themnax...You are so Great!

 

Ahh, I keep dragging the converstation on and on haha.

I keep ending up arguing over something dumb because it never answers my questions right haha.