Talk Like A Pirate

Nay, matie. If it'twas, id be in dere Random Thoughlesness.

What are ye, anyways, a red coated Navyman? Capn Chris, Shanghiagh the lad, 'for he does hisself harm.

 

arrrr! i be Robin Carusoe, the meanest lass you'll dare to lay eyes upon! i be a pirate of the music, sailing the seas of the internet, downloading booty, and fightn' off the landlubber feds!!

 

Yarr, you be of the best kind of pirate, lass, be it true you sail the internet!

 

i forgot to talk like a pirate today

 

'Tis not too late, matey! There still be light in this day yet!

 

arrrrrrrrr and the only way to turn dat lite on is pull on his chain.........i be so mean I make blackbeard look like a pussy! arrrrrrrrrrr dis rum is killing me, anyone gotta alka seltzer fer me tankard? I dink I'm gonna barf all ovah duh poop deck......