Surprises About You

My GPA in H.S. all four years was an A average...now thats some scary stuff
I went to college to be a Court Reporter but dropped out my last year..
thats all I can think of right now

 

I have never licked my own nipples.
I am considering following a religion.
I have printed out flyers asking if any psychedelic type bands are searching for a Jim Morrison-like lead singer and plan to hang them up(never hurts to ask)
I will probably braid my hair to see what it looks like(its not like anybody's going to see it)


and just for the hell of it,

 

My procrastination problem is becoming chronic

Axl Rose waved at me in 1988.

I have never been to Mexico

I once snuck into the Cincinnati Bengals training camp because my friend made me, and we ended up meeting the coach

I was kicked in the stomach by someone on a swing in second grade and had to go to the hospital for 1 week

I was at one of the US olympic hockey games in 1980 Lake Placid when I was 7

 

I was attacked by a goat at a petting zoo because I didn't have any food. (I was 3)

I have nearly drowned twice.

I once screwed up my lines in a school play and said "horney little devil" instead of "windy little devil". The audience laughed for ten minutes.

 

ooo, watch out for the goats, they will eat anything, even a kids hand!

I nearly drowned once too, at a nasty lake.

 

I've eaten chicken feet before

I've met Bill Clinton

I stabbed someone in the hand with a pencil when I was a sophomore in high school

I'm obsessed with Cacti

 

It was butting me in the stomach. Evil beast. :X



Chrissy, I thought that said "Chachi" at first! LOL!
That WOULD be surprising!

 

Anti, what do you mean by you "met Bill Clinton?"

My brother met George Bush, said he was short.

I am currently at war with a phone company.

 

The week isn't over yet and I've only mastured twice! For my part...that's sad!

 

heh, I think I masturbated twice two

 

By "I met Bill Clinton" I mean that I met Bill Clinton.

All I did though was to shake his hand and say "What's up?"

 

I haven't masturbated at all. Probably because I am having sex 3 times a day though.

 

I was almost kidnapped when I was 4. My Mom saved me.

I put toothpaste in someone's mailbox when I was 11.

I went to work high a couple times

My husband and I broke up 18 times in 3 years when we were dating. (I counted)

I have OCD & PMDD

 

"What's up?" is a funny thing to say to Bill Clinton, though.......did he tell you what was "up"? heehee

 

Quote: Probably because I am having sex 3 times a day though.


Good lord!...I haven't been having much sex, too old

Peanuts-I guess that is what's known as a rocky relationship, its good that you could stick it out.

I once steered a small plane. My greaat grandfather came over from Russia in the hull of a ship to escape 26 years of duty in the Czar's army.

 

Sadly he did not tell me what was up. Or maybe he did. I really can't remember since it was during his first year of office and so I was pretty young.

What I really wanted to do was to spit on my hand before I shook his, I didnt' dislike him or anything, I just thought it would be funny.

 

I'm definitely sore after so much sex, especially since it hurts like a bitch. I might have to cut down a bit

I'd love to fly a plane.

When I first moved to California I didn't know how to pump my own gas and so I picked up a hitchiker and made him do it for me.

 

I almost wasn't born
I used to play the guitar
When I was 14 I chased my friend to the classroom and beat the crap out of her, one of the football players tried to pull me off of her and I knocked him down. Finally the teacher tried to pull me off of her, and I kicked the teacher. George (the football player) basically had to lay on top of me to make me stop. Yep don't mess with me.
I went a whole year without saying 1 cuss word.....I can't think of any more. Oh yeah I held the olympic torch for one of the runners so she could tie her shoe. lol I felt so special. haha

 

Cool!

 

damn tree hugger, don't worry, I never would mess with you...I'm too frail

Christine, sounds like you had what's known as Oregon/New Jersey diesease....the inability to pump gas due to state law prohibiting it.