Surprises About You

me too!!!

 

a guy tailgated me, when I was going the speed limit thru a school zone.
he was waving his arm,saying something and acting like an ass.

so I let him pass and I followed him. I started tail gating him he pulled over
yelled something out window. I opened my door stepout and said "get out of the fucking vehicle"

that guy took off so fast, which pissed me off more. so I chased him again I caught him at a red light, this time he got out with a large screw driver in his hand and said "come on I going to fuck you up"

so I got out of my car and said "I going to shove that thing up you ass"
as I started to walk over to that guy. The fuck pansy jumped back in his truck and took off.

I let him go after that. I don't think he will do that again.

That was my only road rage, it was fun.
Normaly I am very mellow.

 

can you say road rage!!!
...wow...someones got a problem...oh wait...its me

 

i have never met my natural father


btw.......i am a lot more reserved than you would think about myself and my body

 

Yes you have. Hello Marie.

 

who's your daddy? who's your daddy?
woowee...........

 

woowee

 

I have never said that statement while having sex but I'm willing to try it!

 

what a surprise about you.
i have never been to a jungle.

 

are you really 37? i never knew that..

 

I eat eye boogars.

 

quote: Lived in Dayton, but spent a lot of time hanging out in Columbus and Cincinnati with friends. From what part are you?


Born at Wright Patterson Air Force base near Dayton...but grew up in Columbus.

Do you know your dads name Marie, have you ever tried to find him?

I drank pickle juice and ate frosting as a child

 

Wow! I was born on Wright-Pat, too! Now I live in Oxford.

my thing: I sang the national anthem at a Reds game.

edit: (into the PA, down on the field, smartasses)

 

I still moonwalk and I wear parachute pants!

 

no shit Kilgore, thats a trip!

My dad was an aerospace engineer in the air force working on the F-14 I think it was...anyway, my first word was airplane and i remember planes flying over non-stop as a very little kid.

Did you get to see the alien bodies from Roswell when you were there too

 

do you have a rat tail too bug? How about acid wash jeans?

 

I have pointed ears.

 

Just a mullet!

 

Small world. I wonder if I know you.

 

I never learned to ride a bike; people always seem to find that incredibly suprising, for some reason.