Superpowers!

haha this thread is great. hehe stoners give the funniest answers. as for shooting spagetti out of my fingers or making people vomit at will... maybe. haha

1. time control
2. to be able to fly
3. haha to be able to shoot noodles out of my fingers.

 

time control, or the ability to synthesize any chemical by deciding and farting it out. Rawr.

 

youd have to put a flask up to your butt or something

 

time control and being able to control the psi out put of my takin a piss(like be able to piss through concrete walls if i wanted to)

 

Like what Bill said, stoners shouldnt be in control of time. Think about it, you go back in time, and kill your father before he marries your mom. Now, you by no right should exist, which is a paradox, but if you dont exist, then you couldn't have caused the paradox, which is another paradox, which, in turn, is a paradox, and so on. This would ultimately lead to the distruction of space-time as we know it.

No, time control would suck. I want immortality, but like not completely immortal. Immune to old age, disease, and shit like that. Being completely immortal would suck if there really is an after life and were just missing out on some eternal party.

 

If i was an animagus then life would be sweet

 

If that is something from Harry Potter I will smack you.

 

okay, toketrip, colours, and hippin, your three posts in a row just made me laugh out loud. Goddamn, what would happen to the world if stoners could just get these kinds of powers?!

I've been reading way too many x-men comics, so all I can think of for powers is in terms of mutations and shit allready thought up.

Any flying would be bad ass, as is the ability to phase through walls and walk on air (like kittie) or to disappear and reappear and be agile and shit (nightcrawler)... something that lets me move about where ever I please. I wouldn't use my powers for evil, but I'd probably phase through the walls of the police station's evidence room and grab me some ganja and fireworks, maybe set some stoners and political activists free too.

 

dude...squirrel power man....i mean be able to get away with turning into a squirrel...and then if someone pisses you off turn into a squirrel and run around in their pants...lol squirrels rock real hard man...lol

 

ive always wanted to be able to read minds. but pyrokenesis would be the shit, say good bye to lighters, also to be able to control electricity and turn my arms in to any object in the world. and the ability to turn like bad weeds (the ones that grow in gardens and make them look shitty) and turn them into the most irrisistable looking marijuana plants. all of these together would be awesome but just one would be the shit. think about it u could turn ur hand into a bowl, put in some fire ass buddah, and light it with the snap of a finger. and being able to control electricity and read minds would just be a plus.

 

I've got it:

The ability to influence people to do anything!

 

Ok I seriously think about this all the time i would for sure have time controling abilities so 1 i could take money and weed 2 i could freeze time in school and smoke so much in the middle of class
That would be the awesomeist awesome there ever was

 

Back in the day, I used to have dreams about going invisible or controlling time.
Sure, it would be fun. I could go around doing what I please. Travel the world sooo easily, too. What a great idea..