superpeople

kind of like now.
:leaving:

 

a hero...so i can get the babes

 

I'd like to be a superdoser and just fly around puddling people with LSD

 

villains totally get all the babes, dude.

ariel would like...be all over me


only no seashells. thats just to calm the angry parents. she doesnt normally wear those.

 

I wouldn't be interested in mortals.

 

Yep.

 

lucky for me i'm immortal. also invincable. and i smell nice and have good people skills.

 

I'd be alot like Stripperella

 

never heard of.

but i would be interested in a demonstration of your awesome powers!:cheers2:

 

Fuck what I said. I don't want to be anything. I just want to be unnoticed.

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thats a good superpower, really.

 

Vampirella is hot

 

I am an antihero. I mutated when I fell in the river one day and when I surfaced all the animals in the park started following me around and doing my bidding. I live under the bridge in rags and I transform into a higher being for a short period after drinking cheap wine.

 

wow, am i the only one who has noticed that vampirellas vagina is unnaturally tight??

 

i....i just thought i was....well, you know, the lights were off......

huh. hope she's not pregnant.

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i would be a superperson who is likely misunderstood and demonized as being a supervillian. i would then respond to this by actually becoming evil.

 

super nutueral guy

i will work on both sides
i will be like "so whats up?" "were gonna go rob a bank" "im in"

or "whats you doing?" "gonna go save some orphans from those bad people over there" "im in"

 

superperson....cause you have no obligation to either side