super-fantastic-convo-thread!

or 3-point turn.. whatever you want to call it.

when i first start practicing for the day i'm REALLY good, like i get it in one try. but then as time goes on and i do it more and more i start sucking. it's like a 60/40 for me, and i'd like to improve that to 90/10. with my luck, i'll do all the hard shit right but fuck up RIGHT before the test is over with my turn signals or something and he'll be like FAIL.

and apparently, the instructor is really fat. he couldn't fit in my friend's car and he like.. broke the seat

 

Hello kids.
Just got back to work and still no weeds. BOOOOOO

 

how disappointing. any update as to when you will restock?

 

Well I cant find mids. dro comes in tomorrow, but I need to get my tolerance down so I didnt wanna buy any, but if its all thats available Ima buy an 8th and get an 8th free.

 

My school sucks so bad I got kicked out of school for five days because i was talking about another teacher to some people in my psychology class and i called the teacher i was talking about a dick and my teacher overheard me talking about it so she wrote me up.

 

wtf? freedom of speech?

 

it is seriously unnecessary to send me 150 texts in one day, especially if you're just gonna cry over text and repeat some of the same texts over and over.

like i'm in school. you don't have to send me 4 of the same texts just to get my attention i mean jesus fucking christ i will get back to you.

 

sorry.. sometimes im not sure if you're gettin them or not

 

damn you don't even get in trouble for talking shit on teachers. but if you talk shit directly to their faces than its 3 days outta school.

5 days is a little excessive. maybe you thought your teachers first name was richard? was this teacher a woman? maybe you're just confused as to the differences in gender still.

i would have pulled some major bullshit, but then again my school will believe pretty much anything you tell them.

 

oh i like those texts you send me arty:

but like seriously, this kid has asked me out like 5 times. i already told him maybe, if he keeps hounding me and creeping me the answer is definitely going to be no.

 

oh shit

you know that feeling you get after sleeping all day? I feel like I'm like, hungover.

I feel asleep at like 9. woke up to my phone ringing at like 11. It was my mom saying to put the dog in the basement, the plumber is here. So I walk out and my landlord is already sitting on my couch. He says that the dog was already in the basement. I stumbled back into my room and fell asleep. Then I woke up at like 1 to my mom knocking on my door. I open it, and she hands me a burger and a soda from wendys. Then I woke up at three. the hamburger and soda are gone, which I have no memory of eating. i dont even remember walking back to my bed. Then I walk out into my living room and my moms gone, theres $20 sitting on the table with a note saying "lunch money". seeing as how my lunch account has like $30 in it (I dont eat lunch in school), I'm either gonna buy a new shirt if I can get a ride, and if not, I'll just get a nice 20 sack.

i just rambled pretty bad.

 

The teacher who wrote me up is a girl

 

you talkin about that guy that looks like he's 40 and mentally retarded that you posted a pic of?

 

VENT!!!

 

yeah.

he started callin me love and shit

like i seriously don't even want to be in a relationship now and i know i'm gonna end up forced into this somehow because i am way too much of a people pleaser and i definitely know i don't want someone who is going to obsess over me, what i'm doing, where i'm at, what i'm thinking, how i'm feeling... all the time

no no no no no

 

wow.. maybe you should grow some balls..

 

can i borrow yours?

 

they are too big for you

 

can i get a circumference?

lol i would laugh