Suicide

No I don't know him but think about all the people who saw him falling.... but yeah I guess I am happy for him. I do wonder what he was thinking on the way down...

 

actually, I feel more for the guy that had to clean up that mess than for that guys mom. But I do feel for her. She wiil probably think it was her fault and suffer internally for way too long dwelling on his death. I didnt consider what such a public suicide would do to the observers. how many people in them offices you think saw him on the way down?

 

Probably alot imagine what they were thinking.

 

I imagine the number one thing they were thinking was:

 

Yeah, I remember hearing somewhere that a lot of people have a heart attack on the way down and die, so they don't ever experience hitting the ground and that we have this information due to autopsy. My only question would be,... how the hell do you get this information through autopsy on something that looks like the oatmeal you had for breakfast. Some people will just tell you anything, without backing it up, or backing up their completely retarted reasoning.

 

He didn't even hit the ground. He can't do anything right.....

(what you've just read is a very bad joke, my way of dealing with tragedy)

 

I always thought jumping off the world trade center would be cooler, ground splat and all, but yeah.....that aint gonna happen.

 

Yeah, but you weren't able to get out anywhere but the windows, and those were sealed up at 2X5... suicidals have no ambition and take no initiative. The people who were on fire and trying to live got out of them pretty quick.

...too soon?

 

there was an observation deck.

 

eh the empire state building seems kind of cliche, I would pick the chrysler building (hinthint)

 

chrysler building is way prettier.

 

what, you don´t like when they light up the empire state building that nasty green color?!

 

I do, but the art deco is so much better on/in the chrysler building.

 

Q: What's the last thing that went through his mind?






A: His ass.

 

might have been a pile of bird poop.

 

Really? lol okay. Don't mind me. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just wanted to get my viscious joke of the hour out of the way.

 

thank you for taking it out on me.....

 

I wasn't taking it out on you... I was sharing it with you. Human to human, let's admit it, we laugh at others' sorrow.

 

yes, well then thank you for sharing it with me, I like viscious jokes.