What kind of freak are you? I don't know why you're taking this test, because you're not a freak. Get away from me, you normal person.
You are Spaceman Spiff. One of the many alter-egos of Calvin, you often appear during the dullest moments of school day drudgery and parental lectures. You like nothing more than exploring vast and distant planets but seem to encounter hostile aliens way too often who are content on destroying your ship. Don't worry though, Spiff always manages to save himself in the nick of time. Zounds! Which Calvin and Hobbes Character are You?
haha..hmm Ah, the one with kinky fetishes, the sex freak. You're propably the reason there's so much porn online. You disgust me...but also, slightly arouse me
You are Hobbes. You are loyal, suave, and very wise and often are needed to get Calvin out of whatever trouble he's gotten himself into. As President and First Tiger of the Get Rid of Slimy girlS club, you partake in Calvin's noble attempts to harass Susie but you often end up committing treason claiming to be wooed by her feminine charms. You love food more than almost everything and often have dreams about tuna, salmon, and almost any other kind of meat. Remember that the rumble of a can opener can mean peaches just as easily as it can mean sardines you crazy cat. As much as i know how superior you are to Calvin and all humans in looks, dignity, and grace, it might be in your best intrests to not gloat so much in the future. Little boys can be quite dangerous if provoked.
You are Hobbes. You are loyal, suave, and very wise and often are needed to get Calvin out of whatever trouble he's gotten himself into. As President and First Tiger of the Get Rid of Slimy girlS club, you partake in Calvin's noble attempts to harass Susie but you often end up committing treason claiming to be wooed by her feminine charms. You love food more than almost everything and often have dreams about tuna, salmon, and almost any other kind of meat. Remember that the rumble of a can opener can mean peaches just as easily as it can mean sardines you crazy cat. As much as i know how superior you are to Calvin and all humans in looks, dignity, and grace, it might be in your best intrests to not gloat so much in the future. Little boys can be quite dangerous if provoked.
What color Crayon are you? You are the Crayon Box. You have a multicolor personality. You mix well with all the other colors because there's a small part of every color inside you.
What type of elitist are you? You know which wines go best with which foods, and you can make New York City's finest sommalier feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but really - you've got more class than that. What people love: You know the best restaurants and what their specialties are. What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to mangle your pretentious ass.
What kind of drunk are you? "I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.
"[size=+1]What Color Crayon Are You[/size]" - Results:You are the Crayon Box. You have a multicolor personality. You mix well with all the other colors because there's a small part of every color inside you. haha, we're twins again.. damn soulless, you are the quiz master
What type of manga are you? A complex personality, you appeal only to two kinds of people - those who accept everything at face value and, most importantly, those who deeply understand the greater things you believe in. Skeptics are hard to win over, but those who like you will respect you forever.
"[size=+1]What Kind of Elitist Are You?[/size]" - Results:Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke. What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the obo. What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song. haha