Stupid Fucking Losers of Hipforums

This is the funniest thing I've heard in so long.
Too bad I did this in high school already.

Alright since wer'e counterfucking productive.
The first order of the fuckin meeting should be that we fucking squabble about who the biggest fucking loser is.

Vote one- myself
I'm a 20 year old girl who has read Lord of the Rings more times than I can ,remember,. I speak some elvish, I have a 2ft figure of gandalf and am waiting on my weapon replicas from the movies, if I have kids they will definitely be called Isildur and Eowyn and my ideal man would be an elf of the silvan race.
I love Star Wars and have had in more figurines and original collectibles than even a 40 year old male virgin who still lives in his mother's basement.
I'm about as social as a rock. I went to my first party in months last night for all of 3 hours of being too scared to even talk to anyone. I have one friend I actually want to see and I hand with my brother but prefer to spend my time reading up on how to destroy my ego and trying to meditate.
I was a goth when I was younger. I named my cat after the front man of White Zombie.
When I was a child I was in love with:
a) The Velociraptor from Jurassic Park
b) Marvin the Martian
c) Scar from the Lion King
d) Shi Khan and mowgli from the Jungle Book
When I finally decided humans were the way to go, it was Ra from Stargate, Mulder from the Xfiles and Luke Skywalker.
I read the Idiot by Dostoyevsky and fell in love with Prince Myshkin.
I have heaps of Native American Indian stuff and listen to the music.
I havent worked in 3 months. I just started a job putting ice creams into cones and got fired after my second shift.

I DARE SOMEONE TO SAY THEY ARE A BIGGER LOSER THAN ME!

 

I think I got you fucking beat. I dropped out of high school a month before I turned 16, and have worked 3 jobs since, none of them lasting more than a fucking week. I am almost completely antisocial. I have 3 friends who I only see on the weekends, and when I do see them, all we do is sit in my friends basement, playing yahtzee or fucking cards. Oh, I forgot to mention smoking pot and cigs. During the week I sit on the internet for hours with my eyes out of focus. I love to read but I can't go to the fucking fuck of a library because I have goddamn fines. So I sit and read the same ten books over and over. I've read every Harry Potter book at least 6 or 7 times. I have five fucking cats in an apartment that doesn't allow cats. FIVE!!! I talk to them. Sometimes they talk back, most of the time they stare at me like I'm a stupid fucking loser. Which brings me back to my fucking point:

I AM a stupid fucking loser.
I think taking over the world would be a great fucking idea, but I'm too lazy to actively particifuckingpate, so good luck with that.

 

Yeah well I fucking love Harry Potter too and since the fucking order of the first fucking meeting of the stupid fucking loser awards is to squabble I say
That I vote myself the biggest loser.
Because you are way too cool to be the biggest loser.

Field man is the second biggest loser. He'd like to think he's the biggest but we all know I am.

 

Fuck you both, motherfucking bitches. I have only had one girlfriend in my whole life and it lasted for 3 days, the following weekend she slept with some random guy she met in town and the same night she tried to kill herself.

I am a stupid fucking loser. I love you all, taking a break off the internet for a while.

Keep the dream alive, my beautiful stupid fucking loser friends.

Blessed are the geeks, for they will inherit the kingdom of heaven.

Lots of love - Can I trust you all to keep this thread alive? Don't feel pressured, but I want it to puke all over that fuddy duddy beautiful ppl thread.

 

you are such a ray of sunshine. or was that a breath of fresh air? anyway, we will surely miss you. enjoy your break.

 

I think of myself more as a bucket of piss.

Lots of love to you freakylady, you are one of the best additions to this site of late. Keep on being freaky

YOU STUPID FUCKING LOSER

 

*salutes with tears in the eyes*

No fucking worries buddy.

See you the fuck around.

[slow sad goodbye music playing in background begins to fade to silence]

 

You just need to sit down and organize your life. Talk to a financial counsellor and get things straight in order, you'll feel better. Budget, get a good paying job, work hard, pay it off gradually. It'll happen.

Don't just throw it all away., just organize. You're not a loser. Lots of people screw up and find themselves in the middle of loads of seemingly impossible bills, debts, etc.,
You're not alone

~Peace

 

you don't even really have to screw up. you just have to have some bad luck. sometimes it's better to take bankruptcy and start over if it's that overwhelming?

 

I'm very dissapointed. Over 24 hours without a response.

You stupid fucking losers better get your act together.

Bye fuckers

 

hey, you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself!

 

It's valentine's day, where are all the stupid fucking losers at? Definately not out on fucking dates. Or fucking anything for that matter. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck.

 

well, apparently i'm the biggest stupid fucking loser of all cuz i'm the only one here!

 

lets.
but instead of popular ppl lets burn ourselves and everything we ever worked hard at or cared about.

 

Where are you?
You were correct as to where I wasn't and what/who I wasn't doing -
I just got in from the drive time crap at 8.


Did all of yall get 11th hour dates?

 

The same place as all the other SFL's... at home sitting on my fucking computer.

 

You weren't green.
There you go w/that word again...*L*

 

What word again? Fucking? I thought that to be in this fucking club you had to say fuck alot. So, fuck. Fuckityfuckfuckfuck.

And what does *L* mean anyway?

 

Forgot that usage - suppose I was a tad lost in space.
*L*?
* pay attention
L laugh
* end of attention paying

Damn Moon just came outta the clouds.
So much for sleeping....

 

I see. I'm such a stupid fucking loser for not getting it.

Are you a werewolf or something? That's the only reason I could see not being able to sleep because of the moon.