Stupid Fucking Losers of Hipforums

They are for stupid fucking losers so i say yes.

Anyway...i'm feeling pretty down at the moment. Anyone who wants to *ehug* me so that i have the courage to stop being lazy and get a good place please do, unless you think its lame, which it is, so i wouldn't bother.

 

I would give you an ehug but platonic affection makes me uncomfortable.


Is this off-topic?

 

No.
It's Award winning verbage...

 

i'll ehug you, eblow you, then we can efuck or we could just watch buffy, your choice.
btw I'm the biggest looser as I love buffy and collect all the action figures
S

 

^^^

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. Sadly i'm all fucked out for the day. I went for a walk and saw the most beautiful girl that lives down the street and well i got home and this story has ended for the purpose of all human dignity.

 

Seriously i think my parents are going to be pissed. I've been here all day and i've hardly managed to pack up any of my stuff. My arms hurt too much from walking about half a mile to the nearest charity bin with big bags of old clothes only to find its not there anymore and having to walk home and look stupid in front of hot girl...damn it. Woe to me.

Actually, this is really not like me. I'm usually such an upbeat, take it as it comes person.....what do you guys do to lift yourself out of overwhelming misery? (besides drinking, smoking and masturbating because they aren't working)

 

No it's not like you, tomorrow will be a better day, keep that stiff fucken upper lip my boy!

 

Maybe in the summer - I don't do cold unless there's a Sugar Momma involved...

 

I can hopefully point you in the right direction of a couple of wpg sugarmommas.... well I'd have to put you through intense screening though, a blood test, behavior profiling, hygene check ...

 

hmmmm

 

Die satan die

you son of a bitch

 

I love you chickens. I'm at home and my mum is like george bush and i'm osama BL and we couldn't have a rational chat if you held a gun to our heads

So i'm getting pissed tonight and i'll see yous all soonish

maybe i'll show up mysteriously in winnepeg

 

Prolly won't be steppin off an aeroplane...

 

Always been a Homebody on Friday nights - too many idiotic amateurs that just got paid out running amuck...

 

Well the booze was cheaper at the House...... and there were usually no cops...

 

Not much meat on a wing...

 

Well now that you mention it...
Folks in general:
1. Manufacture situations where there is reason for Niceties...... here usually a result of their posted material of extreme badness/sadness...... behind Blue eyes...

ie: any of my pics
Wait! Save your efforts...... they're none to be found here.
Anywhosit remember all things are Beautiful.

2. Have a tendency to be rather boorish/gauche..... typically Terminal Behavior...... and contageous to boot.

Once smitten, all bets are off.

3. Advertize themselves to be something they're not...... usually something they haven't a snowball's chance in Hell of being/doing.

ie: I've been unable to totally eradicate my PC genes.

Unfortunately there aren't any applicable Truth in advertizing laws governing Internet forums.
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Damnation there's got to be a Better way/thing to do before having coffee in the am...

 

Yep.
I came clean in 1 & 3...... pretty much lost when it comes to 2.
Yall?

I Thought... at least in this Thread... all are invited (and expected) to be their natural unadulterated/arsehole selves...

... did I reply to the wrong Thread again? *scratching something*

 

there's too much beauty in the world. it's downright oppressive sometimes.

 

eek. would we recognize him? would he be wearing a stained and wrinkly shirt, shouting aussie obsenities and carrying a large dildo?