Strippers

I don't like male strippers. Please don't call your boobs sacks of fat bouncing around it takes all the fun out if it for us guys. We like boobs not sacks of fat.

Peace

 

I know this will be a shock to some of you, and hate to bring you the bad news but breasts really are sacks of fat that has a nice casing...

 

Ok we can live with that. I mean the nice casing part anyway. Geeez sacks of fat. No fun in that.

Peace

 

well, there's some lumpy glands in there and stuff, too.

 

I consider that the added bonus, like the chunks in sausage...

 

Nice. You guys are making these boobs sound more enticing all the time. Please stop. I like chicks but you may turn me off to them. I like thinking of them as fun bags with nipples is that ok if I think that way. Geeez glands and stuff.

Peace

 

and nipple hair. so sexy.

 

Ugh ! Wait nipple hair is ok. You can do stuff with it. Like on a stormy Monday you can make a game out of getting rid of it. Just take each tiny hair in your teeth and pull it out. The fun part is when you pull each hair out one by one she will sneez her head off. Now that is sexy. Anything else I need to know about boobs ? If so please make them good things ok.

Peace

 

cysts.

 

Ok then boobs must reamain covered up I don't like em anymore I have tried everything to like them but you guys have turned me off to them. I used to think they were sexy not anymore. But it is ok if they shake there naked ass in my face right ? Please say it is ok. There can't be anything wrong with a strippers ass right ?

Peace

 

that's where they go number two..

Yes, hate to bring on more bad news but women go number two...

 

and they wear thongs so you don't hear them fart.

 

quit it!! You ladies are turning me on. dddrrroowww

 

Hahahah. Chicks don't fart or go number two I know these thing's. So you can't turn me off to a chicks ass. Geeez farts number two. You guys must think I don't get out much. But I know better. These thing's don't happen with chicks.

Peace

 

i've been eating indian food for 3 solid days. i'm actually typing this whilst sitting ont he toilet.

 

Oh geez, Indian food tears up my tummy something horrid... I might as well camp out on the toilet for that whole week...

 

it's better than a fruit fast, much more cleansing.

 

I concur... Fruit cleansing takes a little, where as Indian food, well, it's almost automatic...You hear that "gurgle-gurgle" and you're like, let the evacuation begin...

 

and you don't go hungry.

 

Hahaha. Yeah KC hsant farted or went number 2 since we got together.