stoner questions

yo ok so say your someone who dosent like pennies then just thows them against the sidewalk because you dont like them. I bet theirs like people in some science lab controling your life saying like "damn he's mad at the pennies" as if your a simulation that they're trying to perfect to start a pure humanitarian race. As like a religous concept.

I dont believe that but it was just something that just came up in my mind from being a little lit.

 

then 5 cent coins will be thrown about

 

Oh true, i never through of it like that, since the 5 cent would be the lowest denomination. But think, if things were in 5s, 2 nickels = the next demonination coin (the dime), where as you would have needed 5 pennies to equal 1 nickel. If things were in 5's, i would keep my nickels.

Also, the change holder in my car has 3 slots, quarters, dimes and nickels. All the pennies end up at the bottom of my seat or something, never organized like the other coins.

 

how can the girl of my dreams come through to real life?



i actually asked myself that once . . . the answer was never found

 

is there really such a thing as THE ONE? or is the concept of a soulmate merely just that? a concept...?

*sigh

and who created God then? who created the universe. where did the universe come from? how, when, where and most importantly HOW did it all begin? Did it really even HAVE a beginning? Or is that merely another man made concept as well? Most probably. Since all things we know have a beginning and end. But it seems the universe could never end... so does this mean it doens't have a beginning? Maybe..

And why is it that when I dont need something I see it layin around all the time but then when i finally fuckin need to use whatever it was I can't find it ANYWHERE!!!???

 

god, i hate that.

 

word

 

Heres a good question. WHere did God come from??? And......i heard this off of "super troopers" and me and my buddies ponder this sometimes, but, who owns the ocean??

 

what is realaity?

wheres waldo?

does sperm have thoughts?

WHAT is selling out to the man? (if im the man then your the man and hes the man as well so point that ###### finger up your ass)

why are girls beutiful and guys handsome?

why are girls SO so so so beutiful?

what does OK stand for?

why can we see light but we cant see dark. and if we cant see dark does dark exist or, is it a trick on are minds?

what is a soul?

do all dogs go to heaven?

does a bear poop in the woods?

is the pope closer to god than you and me?

how long were adom and eve in the garden?

can we prove anything since we cant prove existance? (think about it)

AND

if a tree falls in the middle of the wood and it lands on a mime does anyone care???

 

I would ask...
Screw the person who inventedy Gravity...you think i should sue?

 

"Could God nuke up a burritto so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

Enjoy

 

how does hair know to grow?
and how does the hair on your arms and legs and stuff know when to STOP growing? because it never grows past a certain point...
and how trippy would it be to all of the sudden see a new color??

 

how bout this... wat if we all saw colors different... like my red was your blue, and my yellow looks like your purple... i mean, theres no way to know if we all see the same things... you might be the only one who sees things normal and everyone else sees things inverted compared to you

 

I know i think that all the time

 

I take it you were dropped on your head

 

This is my question of the day - Why am I the ONLY ONE who EVER changes the fucking toilet roll in my house?

Balancing a new roll ontop of the old cardboard tube thats still sitting in the holder PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!

 

Here's the dealio:

Okay, sometimes I'll have the munchies, and I'll eat oh... a Little Debbie Zebra Cake, say. My friend will be like "Hey can I try that?" and he would. He would say its really awesomely good, but how do I know that he is not tasting like.... beef jerkey or something. Like, to his tastebuds, maybe Little Debbie cakes taste like beef jerkry?!

 

That's something I have been wondering lately. Does everyone percieve taste the same way? Also, does everyone percieve color the same way? And sound?

 

if definately thought about that before

 

things like this though, 6 billion people in the world. We wouldnt all have different color perspectives.

I'd answer a shit load of these questions but it'd take a while.

"If I told you everything I said was a lie, would you believe me?"