Stoner phrases

LOL i find myself saying that a million times all through the day. haha right on

 

lets get hungry

 

I need a vacation = I need you to smoke this doobie with me NOW

I once dated a guy who once said "I'm blazed like The Station" when we finished toking....I should have been appalled but instead I fell over. Happens.

 

i like "IM HIGH AS A KITE MAAAN" i say that one a bit...or "oooh good times" or just hysteric laughter

 

One of my friends always says he's the filthiest kind of stoned, and the other night I smoked one of those pre-rolled cones to myself, went back inside and declared that I was liverfisted. Not quite sure what that means, but I want to be liverfisted again.

 

I usually say some shit along the lines of "I'm high" or "I'm fucking ripped" or "I'm so god damn fucking baked."

 

Sometimes I say I'm not low...

 

lets get skull fucked

 

^^ haha i like that

 

haha thats nuts man. new words are absolutely amazing when yer high.

 

"this is the best peanut butter and cheeto snadwich EVER, man!"
"haha yeah man."
"hey, remember that time we had peanut butter and cheeto sandwiches and I said they were the best ones EVER?!"
"OH YEAAAH! GOOD TIMES MAN!!"

 

"maaaan,i'm so fucked up" is my most common phrase, however my boyfriend has the tendency to mumble "hamgbjgrs..." because of a scene in dazed and confused we saw (while stoned) that had a hamburgers sign with some of the letters missing. he thought this was hilarious and it apparently surfaces in his stoned mind at some times or something.

 

I remember one time my friend was like 'One time when I was in Oklahoma City I went to a Mexican buffet' completely outta nowhere...

 

lets get retarded

 

man thats bitchin

 

Thanks to Joe rogan i always say "I'm high as giraff pussy"

 

HAHAHA I remember that shit. That clip was funny as fuck. lol