Stoner One Liners

"Okay, what if people in another universe are like we are when we're stoned except all the time, and they smoke weed to become like we are when we're not high?"

you know you've thought about it... every stoner does lol ... i suck at putting it into words but you get the point

 

-were so high right now!
-were not low!

(^harold and kumar^)

 

-"Holy shit dude, it's 4:20, light up!!"

-"Nice Cherry! *takes a hit*"

-"Dude, the bugs are trying to mooch some weed man!"

 

Hahah, dude, that happens to me all the time. We call it "transporting", b/c we don't remember how we got to one place from the other, so we must have just transported...then we'll all stan around and laugh about how fucking awesome transporting is and it's the greatest thing ever, because, come on, TRANSPORTING.
yea, it's a good time.

 

AHH! that used to always happen to me the first couple of times i smoke, the cgips would feel soooooo sharp.

 

"i fucken love fungus" (talkin about shrooms)

"im trying to outline my fucken states, asshole!" - i was trying to draw a map for homework & was hella high and not getting anything done because of my friend.

"where the fuck did she go??" haha, my friend gary said this after my friend jumped in the pool. then when she popped up out of the water he sure felt like a dumbass.

 

Aahahah i love these!!

 

This isn't really a one liner, but when me and one of my friends get high and it's just me and him chillin', we always seem to talk about acid and shrooms and discuss and compare all the things about them...I think I just need to take a trip again cause it's been a while...

 

oh god me too!! today i was watching all the video footage of my last trip on my friends video camera. it was hella crazy because we were recording on all the different modes and settings and just tripping out on the fucken video camera. anyways i seen the video and decided its been too long since my last trip.

 

Hehe yeah I've always wanted to record myself while trippin'.

It's tough to find a good time to trip for us, at least in the daytime, because we gotta plan it to where we can go out and not have to think if anyone is going to call us or anything (I don't think I could sound sober while peaking, haha). But It'd be easier at night, but we are waiting for the warm nights because we want to go outside.

 

if you have a lake or a nature trail nearby, you sneak in at night. its a trip. i had always wanted to trip at lodi lake & last time i did. i dropped my pipe in the water tho i was kinda pissed.
happy shroomin

 

Yeah we have a forest nearby with a pond too, it's really cool. We go there to smoke all the time too (Smokin' is always in the daytime thankfully cause that's easy).

 

yeah, there is always hella people at my house and when i have weed and dont want to smoke with a million heads i always take my dog to the lake and smoke its my escape. its lovely out there, especially in summer.

 

"Dude, it's wearing off!"-me, while blazed outta my mind

 

"literize me captain"
"u asshole u smoked my bowl"
"wtf, who cares jus grab ur moms weed"
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n then there was that one time in the mall

me : "dude"
friend: "ye?"
me : "we've been HMV for like an hour now"
friend : "k lemme jus pay for this"

*15 mins later i findem lookin at Cds

me : "dude wheres the dvds?"
friend : "what dvd?"
me : "hurry up man im gettin tired"

*another 45 mins

staff : "can i help u guys?"
friend ; "no just lookin around?"
staff : "srry sir we're closin soon"

*5 mins later walkin outta the store

me : "did u buy nethin?"
friend : "no man they were closing."

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wow i still cant blieve we walked around HMV for 2 huors.. the music there was jus trippy

 

wow man, that's fuckin profound....

oh my god, i have a great idea.....

 

"holy shit man, i think i smoked to much.... *2 mins later* ...... holy shit man lets smoke another bowl"

 

you sound like my kind of lady

 

:sunglasse we coo'