Stoner One Liners

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by NaturaAtraSpiritus, Feb 26, 2006.

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  1. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    lol this one made me laugh
     
    digitalldj, Apr 18, 2006
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  3. joerocket

    joerocket Member

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    107. who wants a popper?
     
    joerocket, Apr 19, 2006
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  5. HippieBaby88

    HippieBaby88 Member

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    the best were
    where's my lighter
    and
    im chillin

    my most used lines.
     
    HippieBaby88, Apr 20, 2006
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  7. trippedelia

    trippedelia wow

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    from tuesday night - "i mean man, its just the facts, james looks like derek zoolander, and the cone peice just smiled at me."

    james actually does look like zoolander though.
     
    trippedelia, Apr 20, 2006
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  9. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    " YA for sure"
    "Ok, ya"
    "I will ya"
    "ya ok"
     
    killswitchjd, Apr 24, 2006
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  11. MrCharlie

    MrCharlie Member

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    thats gave me a good laugh or two
    zoolanders a funnys movie
     
    MrCharlie, Apr 24, 2006
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  13. kayahaze

    kayahaze Member

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    # 561) Pooched
     
    kayahaze, Apr 24, 2006
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  15. dannyandryan

    dannyandryan Member

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    "its the fucking cops"
    "hit it"
    "im so fucking hungry"

    said all three tonight.. im high.. yes!
     
    dannyandryan, Apr 24, 2006
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  17. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    Ok I think we've played the shit out of this thread already
     
    SirTokesAlot, Apr 24, 2006
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  19. MrCharlie

    MrCharlie Member

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    ahahahas danny
    i'm high too!
    dude you did think that one care swas a cop
     
    MrCharlie, Apr 24, 2006
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  21. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    *during commercial break*

    "Dude... what fucking show are we watching?"

    *long silence*

    "I... don't know..."
     
    wonderboy, Apr 25, 2006
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  23. m-roc

    m-roc Member

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    this thread is gold!

    i usually say "......uh ... what was i saying?"
     
    m-roc, Apr 25, 2006
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  25. Zepp

    Zepp Member

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    Slidey McSliderson!

    from the time we were so stoned and were driving around on icey streets XD
     
    Zepp, Apr 25, 2006
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  27. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    "Dude... I'm getting a stomachache." then reaching for a bag of chips
     
    wonderboy, Apr 26, 2006
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  29. zeppelin kid

    zeppelin kid Member

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    1. Whats up
    2. You have a lighter
    2. I got the munchies
     
    zeppelin kid, Apr 30, 2006
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  31. peaceloveandshrooms

    peaceloveandshrooms Member

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    how long have i been talking?
    dude, did you say something?
     
    peaceloveandshrooms, Apr 30, 2006
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  33. pschool

    pschool Member

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    no more for me man, i gotta wake up for pschool tommorrow, wait pschool? yea, pschool tomorrow
     
    pschool, Apr 30, 2006
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  35. trevor3051

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    "hey man be cool, there's people around"
    (laughing hysterically)
     
    trevor3051, Apr 30, 2006
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  37. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    * i'm freakin out man....

    *is that guy following us

    *friend: put in a movie man
    me: *looks across room* it's too far away. you do it asshole
    friend: it's your house
    me:i can't move


    haha in response to wonderboy

    *show comes back on*
    me:"what the fuck happened before the commercial?"
    friend: i don't know man, were we even watching this?
     
    sniffmagikmarkrs, May 1, 2006
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  39. WendyCal

    WendyCal Member

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    "OMG, i stashed my stuff and can't remember where it is!" ~ usually followed by a MAJOR search of everything i own, but i'm pretty good at hiding stuff (the battery space in my Bro Box; a box of Triscuits, opened from the bottom, with half a bag of Triscuits, resealed and turned over to look like a new bag).


    After eating a whole bag of chips ~ "Those potato chips are, like, stabbing the inside of my stomach!"


    "i'm sorry. The person to whom you're speaking is currently having an out~of~body experience and can no longer pay attention to you."
     
    WendyCal, May 2, 2006
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