Stoner Annoyances

lmfao yea i people always fuck up my rules .. good idea .. lol i just tell them to stand in the right place or stfu aha

 

our passing rules are that if my bf lights it up i get second hit no matter if im in the room or not and the same for him if i light it up. but we also change up who gets first and second hit if we are doing bowls because everyone likes to get the green hit and the second hit so you can really taste the weed

 

We usually don't have rules except we like to keep rotation to the left.

 

all my friends walk around too much to keep the rotation perfect i wish that could happen tho it causes a lot of confusion

 

if people start walking around i stop passing the joint to them ...

 

Yea, like when people jump out of rotation they get skipped.

 

if u leave twice ur not getin the joint back .. u miss 2 rotees means u dont give a fuck, so ur not getin smoked :/

 

I like your rules.
We always just smoke whoever is there though.
No matter how much rotations they miss.... when they miss rotations then they just miss out.

 

I try to keep the rules pretty simple.
You pack it or roll it then you get first hit. I prefer to keep roto to the left just because most stoners are so use to passing it in that direction but if the person to my right deserves it then I'll pass it that way. When multiple people have pitched in on the session in one way or another I think it's only polite that you first acknowledge the person who threw in the weed, then whose piece it is and finally the homeowner.

All that Mondays, Tuesdays shit really pisses me off. I don't know why but it just seems like the most ridiculous thing.

If someone leaves the circle, I don't see any reason to exclude them when they get back. When people start moving around and screw up roto is when I start to get pissed. How hard is it to stay in one place for a few minutes?

You break a piece, you replace it. If a piece gets broken in the middle of passing it between two people then the owner needs to work it out.

I really don't mind smoking girls up for free because it's not too often you meet girls that smoke as much as most guys. As long as they aren't begging to get smoked up and can control themselves then I don't care.

DON'T TOUCH MY WEED. I spent a few days at a friend's house and she constantly had people over. I learned very quickly that I had to hide my shit just so people would keep their hands off of it. You want to look at it or smell it? Sure, just ask. Grab my stash jar and start manhandling my buds? Get the fuck out and don't think any of those buds will be going into your lungs.

Sometimes I'm surprised people don't know even the most basics or are just too rude to care. Anything with a bowl is meant for one hit, joints two hits, and blunts can be two or three. Why someone thinks they can hit the bowl four times after it just got all the way around a circle only be hit once per person is just beyond me.

Don't do illegal shit. The only time I smoke on the road now is with my best friend and that's because he is one of the better drivers I have ever had drive me around. If you're going to break a law, then break them one at a time. A tail light out, tags expired and a joint burning is a sure fire way to get fucked.

Don't torch the bowl! I remember a few years ago when I first started smoking one of my friends mentioned I was one of the few people who didn't torch the bowl. I had never really thought about it but it made perfect sense to just corner it. Three years go by (hadn't seen him in a long time) and he brings the same thing up. Now that my brother is starting to smoke a little I mentioned this to him and even such a novice smoker can grasp that concept.

Keep it simple kids. Be curteous to the person with the bud and don't do anything else that would get you arrested.

 

Exactly. Everyone I know always wants the first toke,

But if you pack a fat bowl in a pipe or a bong the second toke is always the best. And the biggest toke too.

 

Yea, your rules is basically how i like to smoke.
One of the things that annoys me worst is when someone torches the bowl.
Especially if its dro.

 

Don't lie, you are just agreeing so I keep smoking girls up for free!

Ok, I kid.:cheers2:

But do girls find it shallow that guys will smoke them up for free just because they are a girl? I know some guys who think smoking a girl up is a favor that should be repaid but that seems a little crass. For me, smoking up girls is just a great way to get to know them. Not really much different than taking them out to lunch.

 

No they don't find it shallow.

My girlfriend uses her "image" to get toked up for free all the time. I don't get jealous because I know why she's doing it... That sneaky little bitch lol.

 

haha. Well i don't know..
We don't really charge eachother we just smoke eachother out...
So i smoke everyone out for free. As long as you just smoke me out also.
I think smoking someone up is a great way to get to know anyone.

I guess it can be shallow if you are just smoking girls out to get laid or something.

 

99% of the time a guy interacts with a girl, getting laid is the intention. Even when telling her she has greasy hair and love handles the size of Mt. Everest.

Girls that purposely use their looks to get smoked out can be added on to my list of annoyances. I know your pretty (or you hold some crazy illusion that you are) but I'm not smoking you up for that reason alone. Those girls are usually the ones who disappear the second someone says "the bowls cashed and I'm out of bud".

 

Well yeah..... If the guys a desperate little prick.

 

amen to everything you just stated

 

i agree with you.

And marco you are totally right.
I like to smoke people out.
Its nice to get smoked out also but i think its funner to smoke people out.
I don't know i've never had any high confidence in myself anyways so im nothing like that. and i hate how guys are always just trying to get laid. :/

 

lately, i don't care about my bud.


i don't know whats up with this idea that there's so few female stoners.
girls who smoke, honestly, tend to go in packs of threes. at least in chicago.
there's me, and two friends. i can think of a large amount of girls off hte top of my head right now.

and we've got our own pieces, too. if we have a guy smoking with us, it's because we want him to make us toast.
no, not really.

annoyance--> parents who smoke their childrens stashes.
my friend cody's mother steals his weed frequently. they've got my best friend fran living iwth them too, and she steals his weed too, without even asking/telling.

but seriously, you people who say girls don't smoke too much, get to mount green wood, chicago. and tinley, illinois. we stoner girls are fairly common.
maybe we hide it better? its not weird if girls smell like girly perfume-y stuff.


damn i just bit my mouth):

 

It annoys me when someone takes the first hit and then lights it the whole time he's inhaling. Then stops, and then takes another hit. It's like damn! you took your hit!! why the heck is he takin multiple hits for.