Stoner Annoyances

I hate people who think they are better than other people who are doing the same exact thing they are....

 

seriously? fuck that.

 

how bout when a significant other tells you they will smoke with you for your birthday like its a treat for you to have their company when they never smoke cause they are lame and give you shit for smoking too much lol.

this is one of the reasons said significant other is no longer significant lol

 

wehn mini bongs get water in your mouth.

or your friend plays a joke on you and pulls out the slide while taking a hit so you basically breathe water.

 

Word.
i hate people who go to ring the joint and leave their saliva dripping off it.
i hate people who toke so hard they wreck the joint.
i hate people who criticize the way you smoke your own joints...
i hate people who tell you to marathon a really fat philly when theres no point. i hate people who fuck up and blame the way they act when their high.
i hate people who cant handle smoking as much as me.:toetap05:... ummm...
i hate people who think smoking weed is like smoking crack and freak out all the time...
i hate people who put allot of tobbaco in a joint when theres no point ...
i hate people who cant roll...
i hate stoners or soon to be stoners..who are always unprepared to smoke...
i hate people who brag about how much weed they smoked the other day ...

 

Damn, I would never ever like to smoke with someone who gets so riled up about these things. Give me a beginner acting like a clown instead anyday.

 

It's funny, one of the things that used to make me nervous about smoking before I had tried, was that someone would laugh if I coughed. It kept me from smoking at this high school party back when I was at in middle school, I didn't want to get laughed at haha, but I was already kind of uncomfortable to start off.

Anyways I always fucking cough on bong rips.

 

I think there's nothing wrong with laughing or getting laughed at when someone's coughing. It's just funny when your stoned. No pun intended.

 

lmao i dont get pissed .... its just annoying ... if som1 has their off moment of being an idiot then whatever... but if its like and everytime they smoke thing then its a problem...

 

I'm sorry if I sounded a bit harsh on you :tongue:

Just tell them in an objective manner that what they do is extremely annoying. I mean, I can fully understand the annoyance of a person that always acts like a clown after one joint but if you don't make that clear it's only logical he might act like that again
And since I also have experience with persons that can't stand people acting not as cool as theirselves and get angry, intolerant or mean on them I must say that is the biggest annoyance I can encounter in a stoner session. :hat:

 

we cheer each other on when we cough lol

only person i've seen yet not to cough after a hit(never coughs) is my mom

i cough after bong hits and sometimes blunts but i can always tell because my throat starts to tickle before i cough

 

I always cough when I smoke and laugh my ass off, like I just started smoking, this is why I like smoking alone, I can be as stupid and silly as I want to and have know one to judge me

 

No one has ever criticized me for coughing.

 

I can't remember that neither. It's mostly just laughing or cheering here as well.

 

I do hate coughing but you know what they say....

"If you are not coughing, then you are not getting stoned."

However, the only thing that I really really hate regarding stoners and coughing is when someone coughs so much they start to throw up. Now that is a buzz kill!

 

yeah with the coughing thing i flip out when people dont cover their mouths and spit goes every where

 

I never cough. I have lungs of steel. It amazes my buddies because they usually hack up a lung when they take big tokes.

I started drinking water during sessions and it makes my throat feel so clean and not dirty from the smoke.

 

I hate it when someone comes over to your house for like a party or to chill, you pack a bowl of your shit cause of course, they don't have any, and then talk bad about your bud. Even if it is bad, they aren't paying you for that bowl, so wtf? Am I right?

 

^ i think it's an ego thing.

 

I hate when people bring over some fucking brown shit to my house to "pay back the favor" i feel like thats not paying back if im not getting high off their shit

today im annoyed in general so i'll prolly find some more things to bitch about lol

captain cannabis- you sound like you can take a hit just like my mom props on that man