Stoner Annoyances

my best friends bf is like that i cant stand him at all

but whats bad about him is he'll sit there and smoke a bowl with you and then grab some more of your weed and pack it with out even asking you if you want him to pack another bowl

 

it also sucks when someone gets weed and invites you to smoke, and you show up to find theres like 10 kids all looking to smoke lol.

i guess this is a college thing that happens. you cant really get mad cause it is free but still dissapointing

 

ohh man i think that would reallly piss me off.

 

yeah that happens here all the time but most of the time its people thinking we'll smoke them out


like just going down the road to a friends house to smoke and finding he's got several people over there wanting you to smoke with all of them

 

he got bitched out one time because he packed a bowl of purp instead of mid he heard it from me my boyfriend and his girlfriend(my bestie)

 

ah its like a trap lol.
plus you feel like a dick saying no to everyone wanting to smoke.

i think rule of thumb should be at least offer to throw in a few dollars just as a courtesy.

 

if everyone chips in on a blunt i dont mind smoking with a few people

 

it always seems that the person with the weed(me usually) has the money.
so if anyone wants to get munchies or see a movie or go for a drive you end up paying for that too lol.

 

Sometimes when I go to my buddies house some of our other friends will be there. They usually bring their girlfriends along. For some reason none of the girls ever have money and always try to get in the session for free.

Nobody has the balls to tell the girls they aren't smoking for free.... Except me. One of my friends called me "The Juggernaut" because I always crush their hopes about smoking for free.

This one chick is so dumb because she always asks for me to spot her a spliff and I know she'll never pay me back because she doesn't have a god damn job. I always tell her no and then one time she started bitching at me and called me a dick.

So I got my bag of weed weighed her up a .6 and said "here you fuckin' go, never talk to me again. Just imagine I'm not here and shut the hell up". She almost cried.

Her boyfriend is one of my best friends and he just sat there in silence because he knows he couldn't do anything about what I just did.

They both got up and left like 2 minutes after. They didn't even take the weed so I was pretty happy.

 

kids who go around bragging about smoking.

running out of weed.

people who refuse to ever throw down for bud, and when they have it, never smoke with anyone but themselves.

and cops.

 

everyone likes to smoke for free lol

 

HA. dude i need a friend like you around. sadly it seems to be the case with girls even at bars. they want drinks for free too. not all girls. but quite a few.

this kid once wanted to smoke and once he arived, said "im not lookin to drop any bones tho"....we told him to get the fuck out lol.

 

I hate when people do a shitty job rolling the joint/blunt. And it burns completely uneaven, to the point where putting a little spit on the faster side wont make a difference. Or when you got a good amount left in a joint/blunt or bowl, and they'll be like, you mind if I just finish this up? Another thing that annoys me is when peoples parents are pot nazis and freak out. One time I went over to a friends house to smoke (we normally did at my house, or one of his friends houses). After we were good and high, his mom walked in the basement and started yelling at both of us, even though I didn't even know her, it was crazy. Oh, and one more thing, when someone says they have REALLY good weed, and they want you to smoke with them, and it turns out the weeds all leafy and shitty, although free weed is free weed... is free weed is free weed.

 

i fucking hate when people break MY bowls, MY bong, that i've paid for, or gotten as a gift, and they don't take any responsibility for it.
and if i do force them to pay, they bitch about it.

when my bong got broken, the idiot gave me ten dollars. ten fucking dollars. am i going to be able to buy a new bong with this?

i hate theives. fuckers who steal my solopipe. dicks who pinch off weed.

and, how about kids who 'pretend' to smoke cigarettes, by just taking it in their mouth, and then if you ask them for one, they say no, or make you pay for it.
fucker, you're not smoking it, so you're wasting them anyway.

i just feel sort of angry today.-_-

 

*hugs* i know just what you mean

 

heh taking it in the mouth.

 

hahhh and newbie stoners who do that.
or, "i just wanna try it."


shitty rollers, kids who smoke stems, shitty drugdealers who call you, trying to unload their shitty weed on you.

babystoners who think they're bad ass, and constantly are asking me to smoke them up. fucker, i'm not smoking you up.

 

lmao
i think you just made me happy again

 

lol i figured youd be either annoyed by that, or laugh.

 

i don't like the whole munchies part of it. i like to smoke before a meal so i just eat what i'm already going to eat but i normally want to smoke more then that.