Stoned Ramblings

not gonna lie, i would laugh, and eat the hell out of that salad.
look at the garlic devil's doorbell!
how could anyone resist!

 

The person Ted pictured with Flavor Flav will be vetting me to work in the cannabis industry. Ill be losing my job in Oct, not really losing it, but Im not sure i want to drive 40mins to work everyday and back. Ive a lot of time to think about it.

 

long commutes suck, they dont pay you for that time, and its hard to multitask on the road. you can listen to audiobooks and podcasts i guess.

 

Hello.

 

Back in the saddle again.

 

Yeah me too. Legs are sore.

 

i was NEVER a flav fan....not starting now....lol

all systems go here on the farm....interet is working good....garden watered and about 40 percent planted....secret garden is flourishing ....i have rum and a big bag.....just inhaled half an ethans cheesecake

 

no flav fan ,but no hater of him either.

 

Couldn't decide... Chicken or steak on the BBQ?

So yeah, I did both.

 

hubby took the kid camping, then to a medieval festival, and they are staying over with a friend tonight. im lonely. and i want to get more yard stuff done, but of course the little one can open fucking doors now. cant pull out the weedwhacker or tiller without additional supervision.

 

i mowed about 83,000 dandelions today....they are gone....until morning when thousands more will be in their place

 

trying to enjoy the back porch but the welfare scabs across the street with their crotchfruit banging on the sidewalk with a metal stick . these people have to been sleeping all day in a crack coma .

 

how early is too early to run a tiller on a sunday?
im trying to plan my morning ahead of time. theres some weeds to pull, some shed tear-down stuff that got rained on and needs to be shifted, and then i want to till it, and amend it.

along the west side of this area i want to build a lattice wall. we really need something to block the afternoon sun, it just fries the whole back patio and grill area. i have these tall trellis things that i think i can use to make a wall with shelves on one side (for more plants) and the lattice on the back. the backside i will plant with perennials and vines. im quite partial to honeysuckle and morning glories. might even try to grow some clematis, but my mom always struggled with those.
what kind of base do i need to make a freestanding wall, about a foot thick? what should i consider if i want to carry the downspout off the house and overhead to the far side of the garden to collect in a rain barrel? how strong do potting bench shelves need to be?

im probably biting off more than i can chew, but its got to be done before the summer progresses any farther, and i know i probably wont have help.

 

You mean biblically? I don't think you're supposed to at all.

 

8am..

 

If you know the sheriff, you can get away with running landscaping equipment at 4am.

I had trouble with my sheriff doing just that very thing on some land he owned in my neighborhood. I called the police and they did nothing. So I wrote to the local newspaper about it, and as soon as they published my letter, he immediately stopped and complied with the law.

 

is drunk and thought i was cooking pork chops on the grill and they was steaks. im eating them thinking wow this is the best pork chop ever..

 

thats a nice surprise.
hubby buys meat, doesnt tell me what he bought, and leaves it in the grocery bag when he sticks it in the bottom of the fridge. so i cant see it. so i have no idea what to make, and then i feel bad when things go bad. veggies and fruit too, but i dont feel as bad about that.
i just found a boneless chuck roast in there today. like, really? you bought a ROAST, in the HEAT, when you werent going to be here for 2 1/2 days? WITH the pre-teen? who the fuck is going to help me eat it? geez.