Stoned Ramblings

So are you still at the hospital?

 

^ if i used my index, my arm hurts,

 

no i was thwrw about 2hr. wrppped and home,

 

Thats what she said

 

So, is there a fracture?

 

When I think of it all now like, if I was going 10km faster he may not have even been there yet. 10km slower and someone else would have been the victim.

I was only getting home to park my car as rego was about to run out and I knew on my P plates late at night I was always going to be pulled over and it wasn't worth it. Had I of said "fuck it" I wouldn't have had the accident. And just one of those times, freak occurrence. Pursuaded my miss to stay at the club and I'll taxi back out to her.

Well thank God she listened to me.

 

He used you and if there is Hell I hope he roasts eternally.

 

Yeah. A foot to the right and I mightn't even be here. Now that's freaky.

 

You're fated to be here in your greatness.

 

Well let's see. There's that accident. The time I should have died in the ocean. The time my friend ran out of brakes down a hill and had to spin the car to stop and I was looking over the edge like holy shit! The time I wound up on the wrong side of town in Virginia and was told to get away quickly before I'm shot. The time I fell from the top of a cable pyramid and hit every cable on the way down lucky I never coat hang myself on a cable.

Off the top my head, I have a maximum of 4 lives left lol. If I'm a cat and I get 9. which makes sense since 9 is the holy number in Norse.

Also the time I should have had a heart attack on that synthetic weed, probably twice.

Eh, I've dodged a few bullets. The Lady in Black seems to be looking out for me whoever she is in my dreams that I see.

 

Danzig knows who she is.

 

I know the feels. social anxiety ftw.

 

I have 3 sisters and we know how to talk over each othe, you get us all in the same room and the volume gets louder and louder and louder lol. All the partners and hubbies get embarrassed.

My wife says we are pretty full on, but in a sweet way, like we enjoy being together all at once. And even though those 3 live in the same country and city, they don't get together as much anymore. You know life and things. So when I'm there it's a big catch up. I can't wait until next year when I can see my family again.

I know in going to have to sit with my eldest and be like ffs can you do our wedding photos already.

 

After many attempts at putting up a new avatar of me, I’m settling on the letter D.

Good night! There’s my thread contribution for the day.

 

Deidre! showing off your D?!? and in public?!

 

Lol

When all avatars fail........

 

She's got a huge D.

Anyway, let's talk about all this...

Just what pain meds did they fucken give you??

 

ok awake now. fml. this shit hurt. 5 beers in last nigh was smashed .
this thng woke me up

 

Simone Johnson is training to be in the WWE, she is only 17

 

no , just big contusion but it was a 4am alarm clock