Stoned Ramblings

wasnt even 15min after i cut the grass the white trash tossed a bunch of wendys fast food trash on the walk.. then they walked past it 20times playing with their crotch fruits. then i come out with the rake and pushed it all down the sewer and said not to worry Ill help litter the ocean with you assholes.

 

is boardwalk empire worth watching?..is it as good as sopranos?

 

last of the goofy dead tree finally down.

 

I love animals, as I know all of you well know. BUT I cannot stand to see someone just let their dog roam. There is nothing good about that for the dog. NOTHING! Often roaming dogs get hit in the road or they go in the wrong person's yard barking/raising hell and...that doesn't usually end well.

And in that same vein, everybody in my neighborhood of 3 houses has cats that roam...and none of us care. We've all discussed how wonderful it will be if/when they catch venomous snakes as well as the chipmunks that destroy as many flowers/plants as possible.

For the 1st time in years, I'm not wasting a cent to try and grow tomatoes. After adding up how much it costs me to plant them (several bags of good soil) and put both cages and stakes up for their prodigious foliage - NOT FOR THE TOMATOES, I didn't need special math skills to see I'm just better off buying tomatoes. Peppers I can grow okay, but again, it'll be cheaper for me to just buy the dang things.

 

Brewed in Europe by Heineken ( Cheap as Fuck )

 

I've seen it once in stores when I lived there, but it was a novelty throw back design limited edition. I bought a can, for the can. I used to have a fun beer can collection.

 

finished building a new picnic table. the top the other one was shot. but the legs and support brace were 100% .. new only 5ft3in and not 6ft like the other but its much heavier, should last another 10yrs.

 

Craft breweries have the best cans and bottles. I've bought some just because I wanted the can or bottle for decoration.

 

I wasnt trying to drink today, but all the beer talk.. I dont know. maybe I should test out my table with a beer ..

 

neighbors across the street have a psychotic tremble rat which is legitimately smaller than some of my toilet trout, that they let roam free.. it has tried to chase me onto my yard several times, and even tried to bite me a couple when I wouldn't back down. (haven't needed to kick it, but my taurus patience has a limit)

they have, however, started keeping it inside since I started whistling and saying 'come'ere boy.. I got some nice bbq sauce with your name on it....'

I mean they don't know i'm not a barbarous philistine.. i wouldn't use bbq sauce.

the neighborhood cat, however, is awesome as cheese and chill af.

 

Wow, that's a whole lot of hoodlum dialect I can't even begin to understand.

Home boys gotta keep it street ay yay.

 

lmao at how it cuts his username to Born25YearsTooL

and welcome back..i remember the name from way back when i first joined

 

Yarr I used to have heaps of cans, dudes be trying to hit on chicks at a house party I'd be scoping out new cans for my collection lol. My first real drinking night was on the dark rum and cola. Loved it for years then in Europe it's hard to find it, Bundaberg cost around 100€ a bottle here, there's some cultural thing where a lot of people go to Austria thinking it's Australia, so there's a number of Australian pubs in Austria, and all the tourism trinkets have a kangaroo and they say "No kangaroos in Austria" lol. It's like the logo. So you can buy the Bundaberg rum here but expensive. So the alternate is Captain Morgan's which I don't really like. So a couple of years ago I was in drive through bottle shop and no rum pre mixed long neck, so I saw Woodstock, it was cold, clear, refreshing! And I've been bourbon girl ever since. Woodstock is my fav. I was drinking Jack Daniels but I feel Jim Beam is actually better.

 

PIE: I hate hot or warm pie! I've sent pie back and asked the waitress to bring me COLD PIE when it was warmed automatically!

Last time I drank rum was the last time I drank rum! It was 150 proof or some high number like that. It literally took me 3 or 4 days to feel human again.

 

Cold apple pie with ice cream?? Hell's wrong with ya? You gotta get that pie steaming hot and that scoop or two of ice cream fresh outta the freezer. Put em side by side in a bowl, scoop a heap of hot apple pie and cold ice cream and savor them together. Mmmmm! Got DAYUMN!!

 

What??! Them sorry bastards. Just think your tax dollars helped pay for that shit :/

 

went to get beer, but sat on couch and fell asleep.. but now Ill have beer.

 

hot pie probably sticks to his dentures

 

You know that stuff strips paint, right?