Stoned Ramblings

I was 5 beers deep too.. fml, I got to drive to the hospital bleeding like In cut an artery ..so i try and sober up, drink some juice eat some bread and chicken grease
least there was nobody there
come home got my drink on and passed out/
woke up with the banging in the finger and I was like damn it ..that wasnt a dream!

 

Ouch fucking ouch...….

 

been years since I worked in this hospital, still know where everything is.

 

just waiting an hour here already.

 

I hope yours is better than the one we have here...lol Seriously.

 

I left.. after 2hours .. this motherfucker cant even tell time. so he will not be working on me..

 

LOL, oh that's funny. Last summer I took a really splendid fall from an unruly gelding and broke my wrist. I had no choice but to run to the E.R we have here. This "guy" took X-Rays and confirmed it was very broken. So like an educated patient I said, "so can we just splint this and move on or will it require surgery. Here's his answer...…"That's a good question, I'm an allergist, you'll need to go to an orthopedic Dr". LOL LOL They don't have one at this friggen hospital.

 

at 110 he cuts off his dick....this was actually a ok time waster but severed dick gory level too lol

 

and leave the rest of us assholes unsupervised?? no way, dude! we need the squirrel around.

 

<3

 

Dude is trying to leave something so he has an excuse to come back inside your house. Creepy move.

 

Aw you think that's what it was??
What's wrong with people.

Fuckin twat.

 

(shakes head)

boys.

idiots

 

Israelhvac
well ..

 

your old boss?...what is the charges?...says ''literal''

 

ya he thought you would bring it back to his house...where he would invite you in for a beer.....have you seen the inside of his house?

 

no, he had that hvac channel. i think he jail for check fraud .. spaceman may of stumbled on his videos before.

 

borrowed some pedals and cant use them right now.. fml

 

I appreciate that, but as an (old enough) man. I see what my brethren get up to and find myself shaking my head often.

I know it's not an 'all men do this'.. it's more 'enough men do this to be annoying, and make us that don't look bad.'

males think we have to be sneaky. no. we can just 'ask'. tactfully. it just infuriates me to see guys act like this, because it contributes, generally, to women feeling unsafe.

 

In the movie "Free Willy", is "free" an adjective, describing Willy as a free whale, or is it a verb, imploring that we need to free him?