Stoned Ramblings

you are correct...surprisingly heady

someone gave me some ''roll out;; veggies from the dollar store...a 5ft mat embedded withseeds you lay on the soil and water?....i am skeptical because one of them is tomatoes so i cant control==where they pop up/

 

my advice make the coop so you can swing a whole wall open on hinges to easily clean it......floor should as non porous as possible with a drain hole to hose it out every once in awhile ....i am using cheap laminate flooring i got free somewhere...ive seen cheap tile and also more expensive plexy

 

all i need now is nails and some nice plank and i'm ready to start building....5 days i get 18 day old pullets

 

my knees look a prostitutes that was giving blow jobs in an unpaved lot. these are going to hurt a little while.
my buddy had his pick up sitting on the front lawn and sidewalk, lumber hanging out the back. we're working on the house and these goofy kids up the street riding their bikes up and down just asking for our attention .. They almost knock his mirror off trying to go around the truck for no reason and he growls at them with his musty beard covered in saw dust. they vanished ..

 

I'm not sure how though. i didn't mean it.

 

Got to run my sim setup a bit more tonight. I got taken out by this guy who I'm sick and tired of being behind because like he's not slow but every fucking race he hits the wall and I happen to always be around this guy like a magnet when he does so tonight he hits the wall, he goes to spin down the back and over correct to the outside which is where I'm coming. So he wrecks the entire field. Dickhead. Anyway up until that point I really enjoyed the brake vibration and even though my car was getting loose over 20 laps I couldn't feel it as much the wheel corrected itself. So was interesting.

 

last tweet were to officials about this church. they havent touched the grass yet. Its as high as the fence 4ft. dandelions all over the place ,Ive to treat my yard to get rid of them in the masses. I just did that yesterday and magic. they do have lawnmowers.
but why cant this church recruit some young kids .. What is the purpose of this church if it cant lead youth to do work. watching this idiot bog out on the riding mower. that happens when they let it get that high.

 

i have some of that trex board stuff i was thinking of using for the floors, but i might do plywood, a couple of coats of flex seal stuff, and then maybe some of this tile we have kicking around. hubby wants to make the coop floor waist-high, and im on board with that. we do have a height limit, and a size requirement. they want 4 square feet per bird in the coop, and 20 per bird for the run, though we are allowed to let them free range in the yard. maximum of 6 birds. so 24 sqft coop, 120 sqft run. im probably going to make the run a bit bigger than i need 12x12+, and use a divider to have a "clean side" and a "ready for mucking out" side.

i dont know how they managed to make the "finishing up" work take so damn long today. i need to go fix my beds and plant stuff!

 

I spent most of the morning in a meeting with a client who basically starts up software companies, sells them for millions of dollars, and starts up another one. Rinse. Repeat.

Anyway, obviously, he is financially very well off. Today, he took me for a ride in his Ferrari. At first I wasn't really into it. Seems like a status symbol to me. I'm happy with my Kia, so, like, whatever.

Then he got to some open road and gunned the engine. Now I get it. Now I see the appeal of those cars. Still wouldn't want one though. Don't see how you can haul a 9-6 longboard, but I couldn't stop giggling when we zoomed down the street. And the leather interior--OMG!!! So, yeah...thrill ride.

 

So my good knee, which was only partially shot, has decided to become my bad knee... Technically that means I no longer have knees.


Fuck this shyt!

 

Tommy Chong is 80 years old today.

 

Im buying some construction knee pads tomorrow. I tore my knees up today.

 

confrontation on the road outside the house....i was cutting the grass and i hear my dog arkig furiously and i look up just in time to see some lady stopped at the side and frightened all of sudden nose dives off her bike and starts trying to kick my dog while she is layig on the ground...her husband runs up and sprays the dog just as i get there and get captain to back off

problem though was that buddy decided to get aggressive and after that there is no holding the dog back...he is yelling at me while i'm trying to see if his ol lady is ok...she said no........dude wouldn't leave even after i offered to call an ambulance and the police while still apologizing....dog is just flipping out by now......then one of the boarders comes out and this kid is street tough got right in buddys face and told him to leave now....which he did

so i called the popo and told them my side before buddy can report us and cause us problems...i dont like tying up the dog.....they said as long as the dog didn't bite anyone it should be ok


one thousand dollars to call a cruiser onto the island this summer...paid by the township on contract

 

she probably overreacted, jammed the front brake and went head over bars. Hows Captain doing, he get sprayed directly?
flush with milk ..

 

no i think buddy missed..it was a tiny little spray thing he was holding....she was stationary when i looked over and captain was just beside her barking and she fell to the grass ...she was already stopped...it was on purpose that she went down

i just checked and the dog seems unaware that buddy sprayed him

 

I saw that dog meme on Facebook and it was cool and all but like, that dog is a bit wussy looking to pull that meme off IMUO.

 

all dogs bite when they want to..

 

i gotta figure out new fixtures. but do ya like it? did i pick good?
the white fascia on the over-the-door bit will be covered when i add a porch, otherwise i would have made it dark gray.

 

so do some people.